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(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:40, archived)
# pff
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:41, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:45, archived)
# so, any good over here then?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:50, archived)
# do you have to do pictures and that?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:55, archived)
# nah gonz used to post poetry, it was fucking awful
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:56, archived)
# all i've got is microsoft paint, that'll do right?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:58, archived)
# some of my best work here is mspaint
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:59, archived)
# I'm sure it's enough to bring us all together
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:00, archived)
# we really need ssg to be dying of cancer again, that normally brings people together, even if it is just to say good
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:09, archived)
# i'll ask him if he's got any terminal illnesses on the horizon
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:10, archived)
# i hope he gets terminal bum worms
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:22, archived)
#

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:42, archived)
# this made me do an ultra-sad
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:55, archived)
#

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:14, archived)
# That's beautiful, man.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 16:19, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 16:32, archived)
# Wwwwoooo!
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 17:01, archived)
# if i can get away with it, any fucker can
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:08, archived)
# Paint's bloody great
I began with coloured squares on the C64, back in the 80's
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:10, archived)
# i had mario paint on my super nintendo
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:11, archived)
# Woah!
What is this magic you speak of?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:16, archived)
# i mostly played the fly swatter game
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:23, archived)
# we need to start sub thread conversations, get the animee odd bods ready for our return
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:56, archived)
# ok cool
it'd be ok to post a morning thread on here yeah?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:58, archived)
# dont see why not, someone used to post a daily lunch thread, and a friday thread
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:59, archived)
# now we have a crisps thread
I'm pretty sure anything from paedophilia to crisps is ok now.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:32, archived)
# i'm going to do my best to get bum worms again, then take a picture of my bumhole and put little faces on the worms
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:37, archived)
# Little faces on the worms that's on the faeces.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:44, archived)
# Not changed much really.
A few more delicate daisies and a lot more creepy cartoon tossers but they put you on lolignore 2.0 as soon as you express an opinion that isn't wooyayfwuffywuffywuvoo.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:59, archived)
# i'm not really into pokemon
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:08, archived)
# i herd u liek mudkips
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:14, archived)
# mmmhmmm squashed fly cake
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:56, archived)
# Very good, That's no mooncake!
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:56, archived)
# These cakes look nice but taste awful
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:59, archived)
# ffs i aint got my head round eccles cakes yet, wtf is a mooncake?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:07, archived)
# looks like a normal cake, but with worms or something
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:09, archived)
# i had worms when i was a kid, made my bum really itchy, little white things they were, dug some out with my finger, didnt know i got them from a cake
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:11, archived)
# sugar butties
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:12, archived)
# hahahaha
Used to work with a Chinese lady who would bring them in to the office and force everyone to try them
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:12, archived)
# what, her worms?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:17, archived)
# from what i remember they are only tiny, but you get loads of them in ur bumhole
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:20, archived)
# i knew chinese people were small, but woah
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Could've been very possible?
I once asked her, "Where do I find the website details?" and she just said, "You're a cunt!"
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:21, archived)
# She seems an excellent judge of character
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:00, archived)
# ive never had one of those, bit northern
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:57, archived)
# looks more like a pie
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:59, archived)
# i think they are like mince pies aint they? any northern monkeys about?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:01, archived)
# Nah they hung the last of the Northern Monkeys...for being French spies I believe
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:02, archived)
#
I am a Northern Monkey,
And Eccles cakes are rank, like a stale scone filled with dead flies.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)
# ^what he said
they're disgusting
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:08, archived)
#
*high fives*
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:27, archived)
# Your baker is shit.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Probably not using enough lard
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:18, archived)
# Don't let the monkey hanging thing fool you, I too am a Narthen Munkay
But because you dissed the Eccles cake, we are now enemies.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:18, archived)
# What rot
I'm a Southern ponce and even I know Eccles cakes are in the top five of cakes.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:27, archived)
# They're originally for using up leftover pastry from making pies.
You turn it into flaky pastry with extra lard and then stuff it with currants and sugar and more lard.

tl;dr lard
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:02, archived)
# i like breasts, hth
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:06, archived)
# In the proper north they're not called Eccles cakes.
They're called Chorley cakes if you get them from a bakery and Divil's Nose if you make them yourself.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:00, archived)
# smyls
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:01, archived)
# to be honest i tried reading it, dont understand a word, are they mince pies or not?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)
# Aye.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:13, archived)
# i dont like mince pies
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Soz to call you a cunt but I'm from the proper north
(In between Eccles and Chorley). Both make different cakes, Eccles is about 2" diameter and stacked with fat and currants, Chorley is larger with less fat, not as tasty IMO.
hth
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:25, archived)
# I used to go swimming in Eccie quarries
I've probably seen your cock.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:39, archived)
# always cock with you these days
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:43, archived)
# I'll see his cock and raise him...
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:45, archived)
# WhoaTF?
I just Google street viewed and Eccleston Delph is some sort of fancy schmancy lake with decking and boat houses and ting.

Honestly ... you leave a place for quarter of a century and people posh it right up.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:46, archived)
# pfft :)
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:04, archived)
# Haha.
Can any of you seasoned travellers tell me is it ok for me to come on here or do I have to go to /talk as well. At the moment I'm feeling an outcast.
(fortunately the outcast is pre-pubescent and I'm doing it behind a shimmering ...oops, that's me done.)
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:20, archived)
# /talk is closing, we are all going to be happy b3tans again on /board
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:24, archived)
# I can see how it's for the best and I'm welling up a little.
However if any disagreements break out I hope we can raise the level of discussion above, "Your wrong 'cos your a cunt!"
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:26, archived)
# yeh but your rong cos your a cunt
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Fuck it, I'm joining /talk.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:48, archived)
# Noooo! You'll feel dirty and hate yourself in the morning!
Proud member of the 'Never Post on Talk' club
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Very good !
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 19:33, archived)