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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Every week we ask a question, the best and funniest answers ending up in the newsletter.

Help us choose the next question from this pair of suggestions:

* Class divide - 'I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really''. Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?

* Unwinnable arguments - No matter which side you're on, you're wrong. From domestic tiffs to your boss being an arse, tell us how you ended up sat in a corner, rocking back and forth like a mistreated monkey in those animal cruelty adverts they have on Channel 4 during Countdown.




Votes closes in about an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:15, archived)
# Where's the 'have you been raped by hexachordal' option?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:23, archived)
# Next week
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:29, archived)
# it'll be on crimewatch by then
you need to stay ahead of the curve
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:31, archived)
# fucking hell
are those just internet allegations, or is he in proper trouble?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:14, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/7722196
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:20, archived)
# yeah, that's pretty much the link I read
The record company distancing themselves from him and his Twitter silence suggest it's true.

what a piece of shit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Shocking number of tween hipster girls defending him, the disgusting rapist cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:39, archived)
# Also, let's not forget the killerkitti debacle.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:40, archived)
# I do, and I remember a lot of people thought Mo was overreacting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:46, archived)
# Yeah, unfortunately I was one of those people, so I'll be apologising when he's next on here.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:57, archived)
# I must have missed that
Summary?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:36, archived)
# Pretty unpleasant episode from quite a few years back involving mofaha discovering a load of highly inappropriate gaz conversations between hexachordal and his [13 at the time?] year old daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:49, archived)
# As I understand it, the truth is that they had sexwhen she was 16 in the UK where 16 is the age of consent
but she's from Missouri where the age of consent is 17. If he'd actually done anything illegal there'd be a court case, instead of a series of accusations on tumblr. But why let facts get in the way of a good old-fashioned internet nonce hunt?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:49, archived)
# i ain't hunting them
lazy cunts can come to me nstead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:54, archived)
# Bit more to it than that, but you carry on defending an abusive rapist, dreadlocks.
After all, if anyone knows about exploiting vulnerable women, it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:55, archived)
# being the age of consent doesn't mean the sex was consensual
that aside, I agree innocent until proven guilty, but all the comments coming from the record company and his youtube associates are quite damning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:55, archived)
# The record label owner has pretty much said "I knew they were fucking but I thought she was older and wanted it" hasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:58, archived)
# Either damning or pants-shitting panicking that they're ALL gonna get Yewtreed.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:58, archived)
# I'm not going to defend their relationship as I don't think it was particularly healthy
I just think that throwing around terms like "paedophile rapist" isn't helpful, especially when coming from a likely nonce like Dr. Shambolic
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:59, archived)
# hey, you're the first to use the Pea word in this thread :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:03, archived)
# in this thread
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:04, archived)
# is what I said
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:06, archived)
# Let's face it, given the killerkitti thing, combined with the fact that he started dating this girl when she was 15 and he was 21,
if he's not a nonce he's pushing the boundaries with all his might, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:13, archived)
# So the 'accusation' is that he had sex with someone of legal age?
And this was, seemingly, through 'coercion', and not, by any account, 'force'?

And for this, people are happy to make definitive, recorded, broadcast statements involving the words 'rapist' and 'paedophile'?

I won't try to defend sleazy behaviour, but I certainly won't defend out-and-out ignorant libel. Nor the sort of witch-hunt the internet can put on that would make a Daily Mail reader wince.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:36, archived)
# probably best to stay off twitter if you're accused of a serious crime.
At least until youve spoken to your lawyer
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:08, archived)
#
if you're accused......etc.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:40, archived)
# fuck's sake, what a bellend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:33, archived)
# christ, that's horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Oh dear.
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:49, archived)
# Wait, WHAT?
Is this like Friz's made-up dead baby?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:45, archived)
# Nope, hexachordal manipulated one of his underage fans into having sex and was supposedly incredibly abusive.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:59, archived)
# Is this whole story Really Real, or just Internet Real?
Wait, Hexy has FANS?
HAS to be just Internet Real then.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:06, archived)
# according to that twatter he's followed by Stephen Fry and Jonathan Ross
he's a proper internets star it seems
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:07, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:08, archived)
# There's a hipster shitstorm going on on Twitter, it's well lol.
I've been winding up his biggest defenders something fierce.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:12, archived)
# For.Fucks.Sake.
TWO FUCKING SUGGESTIONS?

Question of the Week suggestions (6991 stories), yet you pick two for us to vote for.

Hang your lazy, dog fingering heads in shame
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:07, archived)
# and neither of them is 'what should we rename qotw as'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:12, archived)
# Fantasists' Lieland.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:53, archived)
# For fuck's sake, we've been over this.
My suggestion is brilliant, why are you ignoring it?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:39, archived)
# I don't care what the subject is as long as
it has a few words in the title.

I cant do shit puns with only one syllable to work with.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:42, archived)