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# hey look at this news article i definitely didn't edit
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:32, archived)
# I've been keeping the tradition alive for years.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:37, archived)
# i only do it as a planned leisure activity or health aid
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:48, archived)
# walking while wanking
double the fun
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:08, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:42, archived)
# I got prescribed lidocaine patches a while back, they're effective for 12 hours
they're effective for 12 hoursI've got them plastered all over my arm in an attempt to beat the world record stranger wank as I type.
*trufax
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:06, archived)
# Top splatter :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:50, archived)
# That looks like hard work
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:06, archived)
# Dedication :)
Dedication's what you need
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:46, archived)
# Hooray for a good old-fashioned newsmash!
edit/ looks like I haven't done one in nearly 5 years, but the last one was indeed about wanking (and poor old George)

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:44, archived)
# was the mechanical wanking spanner a precursor to the fleshlight?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:08, archived)
# That George is a right fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:23, archived)
# yes for bbc newsmash's! nice one
have my proudest one from maybe 5 years ago too :)

(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:00, archived)
# ahah. ahahahahah.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Fantabulous Wanking Spanners.
A most singular entertainment!
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 2 May 2014, 20:04, archived)