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Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:49,
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The important thing is that all those years' worth of user-generated content have enabled Rob to start a new business, and use the dying embers of this enterprise to publicise it to potential consumers and advertisers.
It's the Marxist way of doing things.
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Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:53,
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It's the Marxist way of doing things.

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Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:56,
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the future's shit and stupid and full of adverts.
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Wed 2 Jul 2014, 22:00,
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you know, the "parody" of B3ta board.
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Wed 2 Jul 2014, 22:04,
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Wed 2 Jul 2014, 22:06,
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quite a few years ago.
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Wed 2 Jul 2014, 22:07,
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Wed 2 Jul 2014, 22:14,
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i mean he's a sort of media personality now he occasionally gets on the news and that, his name's known for, well, B3ta. So if this place folded, what would he do? Who would employ him? B3ta is essentially the internet repository for the sort of stuff that would get you sacked. If he can't turn it into a money spinner he's basically fucked.
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Wed 2 Jul 2014, 22:30,
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He folded it, by fucking off and taking his administrative staff with him and leaving well-meaning but hilariously inept people nominally in charge.
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Wed 2 Jul 2014, 22:35,
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Judging by the content there and the other non-user-made stuff on b3ta, there may come a point where someone, somewhere, realises that it was the b3ta community that came up with the actual funny stuff. If all they want is a shit feed of links and lolzany somethingawful cockrot, then let's just have some more ads up here, get it over with.
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Wed 2 Jul 2014, 22:48,
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and if we all still posted stuff as often as we did a few years ago it would all still be great and daddy would still love us. But we don't, because we can't be bothered to contribute to b3ta any more.
And all we're left with now is 5 people endlessly congratulating each other for churning out the same joke-free shite day after day, month after month, year after year. Because none of the rest of us can be bothered to contribute. So you see, it's our fault.
Still, Sid James, eh? Imagine if he was Obi-Wan Kenobi, that would be the most hilarious thing that has ever happened.
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Wed 2 Jul 2014, 22:55,
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And all we're left with now is 5 people endlessly congratulating each other for churning out the same joke-free shite day after day, month after month, year after year. Because none of the rest of us can be bothered to contribute. So you see, it's our fault.
Still, Sid James, eh? Imagine if he was Obi-Wan Kenobi, that would be the most hilarious thing that has ever happened.

sorry that's not good enough
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Wed 2 Jul 2014, 23:16,
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Sid James copypasted onto Dot Cotton
Sid James copypasted onto Boris Johnson
Sid James copypasted onto Ewan Macgregor
Sid James copypasted onto John Hurt
Sid James copypasted onto Mona Lisa
Sid James copypasted onto Mr. T
Sid James copypasted onto I FUCKING LOVE MARS
Sid James copypasted onto Charles Hawtrey
Sdi Jmaess copoyndmpkoooooooopkmdsknosokkdoosmikbvef;
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Wed 2 Jul 2014, 23:12,
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Sid James copypasted onto Boris Johnson
Sid James copypasted onto Ewan Macgregor
Sid James copypasted onto John Hurt
Sid James copypasted onto Mona Lisa
Sid James copypasted onto Mr. T
Sid James copypasted onto I FUCKING LOVE MARS
Sid James copypasted onto Charles Hawtrey
Sdi Jmaess copoyndmpkoooooooopkmdsknosokkdoosmikbvef;

with pain inducing spacs posted without restraint on the gayshit to greet you in the morning. I got so sick of seeing freebases fucking face I would almost instantly click away from the place. Seems I wasn't alone
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Wed 2 Jul 2014, 23:30,
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Or people got all sad themselves or on behalf of others when someone implied that they were a cunt.
Japes died, b3ta died.
Now we just have a few remaining soy-milk-lite-drinking back-slappers, desperately trying to recapture the old days. I miss the days when there was a genuine likelihood of being called a cunt if you deserved it.
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Wed 2 Jul 2014, 23:39,
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Japes died, b3ta died.
Now we just have a few remaining soy-milk-lite-drinking back-slappers, desperately trying to recapture the old days. I miss the days when there was a genuine likelihood of being called a cunt if you deserved it.

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Wed 2 Jul 2014, 23:49,
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