my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:21,
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my name is father christmas and i live in lapland. it is fantastic. i bring your seasonal gifts. i like seasonal gifts. one time you lit a fire. i went down your chimney, but the flames burnt my feet. i didnt like it
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:25,
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I'm sure after all these years Jacob has a deep manly voiceand doesn't get burnt by kids anymore
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:26,
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He's an international youtube superstar now.
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:02,
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