I am told that McDonald's invented a machine that makes their sandwiches consistently. Because I suppose any human interaction would result in missing top slices and so on.
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Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:06,
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or whatever the pub in Ankh Morpork is.
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Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:20,
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I was about to have a go at you for posting Drimble's best ever .gif uncredited; but I checked your profile first...
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Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:40,
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