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[challenge entry] if it wasnt 42 degrees in the shade,
he would have banged the olsen twins star then when asked how they were response would have been...bad like fucking starfish.

but its way too hot.


From the starfish challenge. See all 72 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:06, archived)
# Ha, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:15, archived)
# 72 degrees off, HA!
...and i mean that in a positional sense, not the thermal sense
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:05, archived)
# He's workin da angle, bro
(emptyspace, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:06, archived)
# ban this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:32, archived)
# Spoilsport
So, where's the flood of parodies of this?

i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03152/Tory--Poster_SUM_3152478k.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:19, archived)
# Everyone probably sees the subliminal goatse
and assumes it has been done.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:25, archived)
# SATIRES
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 16:05, archived)
# Can you all imagine a banker in the middle distance clicking his heels in the air, please? I'm feeling lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 18:02, archived)
# it's january 2nd
do you seriously think my brain is in sufficient working order to do anything even remotely witty?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:26, archived)
# wow. lad's just been shot/chopped by my house
police helicopters everywhere! need to move house, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 16:05, archived)
# I hope this isn't
a confession. B3ta is not 4Chan.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 16:14, archived)
# oh please
like i'd actually confess!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 16:15, archived)
# All those strong fit men in uniform
You should move outside and wave at them!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 16:18, archived)
# no point seeing them IN the uniforms
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 16:22, archived)
# Fuckin'ell thats some overly sharp tree line with a different sky added right there
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:47, archived)