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# I thought this was the /talk roster
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:02, archived)
# not fat enough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:04, archived)
# /talk. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Unless you go to Dundee, Niddrie or *chan.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:05, archived)
# steady now
dundee has a fine cake named after it, it can't be all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:13, archived)
# That's a commonly believed myth
The city was actually named after the cake, which was named after a Mr. Ernest Dundee, a baker from Nottingham. He moved north after a scandal involving Queen Victoria and an offer to taste his nuts. He chose what was at that time called "Tayside Midden #1" because nobody of note ever went there. Eventually the people, most impressed by his baked goods, chose to rename the town in his honour.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:37, archived)
# Ah, the same way Battenburg cake was named after Lord Mountbatten.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:57, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:16, archived)
# 3rd row, first bloke looks like my brother
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:17, archived)
# Your brother posts on /talk?
Aren't you ashamed?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:32, archived)
# he wouldn't post on here at all
he has absolutely zero sense of humour and claims everyone on here is a sad fucker who needs to get a life. this from the ukip-loving 42-year-old still living with his parents, unable to hold down a job due to violent outbursts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:39, archived)
# Your brother sounds like an absolute charmer
Give him our fondest regards and a pat on the bum from all of us.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:48, archived)
# At least he doesn't post on /talk, so that's something.
As a full time depressive hermit, what is this life thing people write about?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:51, archived)
# touch my bum™
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:51, archived)
# *blushes*
*puts dog poo on lolly stick*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:02, archived)
# *sneaks a lick*
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:30, archived)
# 2nd row, no. 4 - that's Rhod Gilbert, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:19, archived)