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# Well, back to the painting practice this year.


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feel like I'm getting there, but damn it's a slow learning process.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:24, archived)
# no breasts?
:(((((
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:31, archived)
# no
I tucked them in.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:37, archived)
# tits, not breasts
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:16, archived)
# "police have issued an artist's impression of the man they want to interview in connection with the murders"
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:38, archived)
# I did it!
it was me!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:16, archived)
# don't confess!
how am i supposed to torture you if you confess?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:18, archived)
# ooh! torture?
oh no! *gulp*
*bends over*
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:20, archived)
# *heats oil*
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:25, archived)
# *turns up heat*
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:25, archived)
# you're doing it wrong!
there's no point if you enjoy it!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:25, archived)
# hahahaha!
don't have nightmares!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:30, archived)
# I thought this was the /talk roster
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:02, archived)
# not fat enough
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:04, archived)
# /talk. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Unless you go to Dundee, Niddrie or *chan.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:05, archived)
# steady now
dundee has a fine cake named after it, it can't be all bad.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:13, archived)
# That's a commonly believed myth
The city was actually named after the cake, which was named after a Mr. Ernest Dundee, a baker from Nottingham. He moved north after a scandal involving Queen Victoria and an offer to taste his nuts. He chose what was at that time called "Tayside Midden #1" because nobody of note ever went there. Eventually the people, most impressed by his baked goods, chose to rename the town in his honour.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:37, archived)
# Ah, the same way Battenburg cake was named after Lord Mountbatten.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:57, archived)
#

(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:16, archived)
# 3rd row, first bloke looks like my brother
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:17, archived)
# Your brother posts on /talk?
Aren't you ashamed?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:32, archived)
# he wouldn't post on here at all
he has absolutely zero sense of humour and claims everyone on here is a sad fucker who needs to get a life. this from the ukip-loving 42-year-old still living with his parents, unable to hold down a job due to violent outbursts
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:39, archived)
# Your brother sounds like an absolute charmer
Give him our fondest regards and a pat on the bum from all of us.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:48, archived)
# At least he doesn't post on /talk, so that's something.
As a full time depressive hermit, what is this life thing people write about?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:51, archived)
# touch my bum™
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:51, archived)
# *blushes*
*puts dog poo on lolly stick*
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:02, archived)
# *sneaks a lick*
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:30, archived)
# 2nd row, no. 4 - that's Rhod Gilbert, right?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:19, archived)
# I wouldn't call that practice.
I'd call it painting.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:09, archived)
# maybe in about a year I'd call it that
after about a brazillion more efforts! so tricky to use real paint all proper like
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:18, archived)
# Brill. I love the red Piggyback-monkey hanging from your neck.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:13, archived)
# it's a shaven monkey
the balls hang down to my feet.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:19, archived)
# soz - couldn't resist
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:22, archived)
# I see dead people
lol
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:26, archived)
# ahah. ahahahahah.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:32, archived)
# Ahahaha
You bad person
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:30, archived)
# Steadily getting better and better.
I'd be sick of the sight of myself by now though. {:-p
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:35, archived)
# you
have
no
idea!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:52, archived)
# You look like a man who fights zombie hordes.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:32, archived)
# Ha!
This.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:52, archived)
# Nice arts
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:28, archived)