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# BRING IT ON!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:34, archived)
# This is the best ever, nothing can trump it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:38, archived)
# Are you sure nothing else can horn in on this?
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:39, archived)
# I did have a joke about a trombone, but I'll let that one slide
The thread might devalve into even worse puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:47, archived)
# Oh my God, that was terrible.
Careful, or I'll call the top brass to deal with you.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:51, archived)
# Hey, just because the joke was not to your tastes, don't instinctively s'cornet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:55, archived)
# Shofar you have yet to impress me, but I guess you're right.
Conch you see that I'm trying to be open minded?
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:57, archived)
# Ma'am or Ser, pent-up feelings are bad for you
And will make you feel piston.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:04, archived)
# mindpiss!
edit: (ma'am)
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:09, archived)
# (I suspected as much but ma'ampent doesn't work)
Woodwinding up this thread be a good move? It's not a good way to conductor conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:12, archived)
# I agree. I just can't resist a good pun war; they always lur me in.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:23, archived)
# Now that you've cheapened and deviated from brass related puns,
i think we should rest
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:29, archived)
# Not until someone says
Bell end.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:34, archived)
# something with a tuba someotherthing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:56, archived)
# Tuba honest, that was dire.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:57, archived)
# Musical interlude/lewd!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIM_2e4CBVs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:59, archived)
# I'm gonna take this opportunity to call it; I'm s(er)pent.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:04, archived)
# As possibly the only semi-pro tuba operator on b3ta
I do have to say there are many better tuba recordings around, but I do like Tuba Smarties. Sorry for the lack of punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:47, archived)
# my creativity with brass puns is muted today
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:00, archived)
# [wah wah wah]
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:02, archived)
# (digeri)doo you think you can keep up?
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:02, archived)
# I'll let you be the comic mouthpiece of this thread
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:10, archived)
# I think Tribs has me beat, in all fairness.
get it? beat?
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:22, archived)
# True
But we must keep a coda silence about our opinion
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:26, archived)
# Arrgh, that ees a sheet music pun
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:34, archived)
# quick! (allegro) post something witty to stave off the inevitable
before this thread falls off a clef
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:55, archived)
# That was impressive. No pun here, just... props.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:10, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:41, archived)
# Trebles all round!
I hope your punning isn't a tempo-rary state.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:49, archived)
# just a minim
and i'll be bach with another one
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:54, archived)
# Or you could examine the effort put into putting a ditch of water around a castle
and appreciate Moats Art.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:36, archived)
# sounds like quite a hobby but it sonata important to me
is it like trainspotting where you keep a listz?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:41, archived)
# You can get a bad throat, trainspotting in bad weather
And I'm not very pro-cough(iev).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 23:02, archived)