...Fuck it I'd eat em
And in other news...
See ya later you muddy funsters, I'm off for beer and self abuse!
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:22,
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See ya later you muddy funsters, I'm off for beer and self abuse!
This is why you smell of Monster Munch.
Have one on me. AND a beer!!
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:24,
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Threats involving bugles will get you banned
It'll be your... Last Post.
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:32,
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I did have a joke about a trombone, but I'll let that one slide
The thread might devalve into even worse puns.
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:47,
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Oh my God, that was terrible.
Careful, or I'll call the top brass to deal with you.
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:51,
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Hey, just because the joke was not to your tastes, don't instinctively s'cornet
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:55,
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Shofar you have yet to impress me, but I guess you're right.
Conch you see that I'm trying to be open minded?
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:57,
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Ma'am or Ser, pent-up feelings are bad for you
And will make you feel piston.
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:04,
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(I suspected as much but ma'ampent doesn't work)
Woodwinding up this thread be a good move? It's not a good way to conductor conversation.
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:12,
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I agree. I just can't resist a good pun war; they always lur me in.
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:23,
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Now that you've cheapened and deviated from brass related puns,
i think we should rest
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:29,
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As possibly the only semi-pro tuba operator on b3ta
I do have to say there are many better tuba recordings around, but I do like Tuba Smarties. Sorry for the lack of punnage.
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:47,
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quick! (allegro) post something witty to stave off the inevitable
before this thread falls off a clef
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:55,
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Trebles all round!
I hope your punning isn't a tempo-rary state.
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:49,
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Or you could examine the effort put into putting a ditch of water around a castle
and appreciate Moats Art.
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:36,
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sounds like quite a hobby but it sonata important to me
is it like trainspotting where you keep a listz?
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:41,
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You can get a bad throat, trainspotting in bad weather
And I'm not very pro-cough(iev).
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 23:02,
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Did you know...
ASDA once sold baked beans in chocolate sauce?
They looked (and tasted) pretty disgusting.
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:40,
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They looked (and tasted) pretty disgusting.
I swear about 97 - 99 I was in a corner shop in Swindon about 11pm and saw a tin of
Spaghetti in chocolate sauce... I have never seen this since, and now doubt the validity of my recall. But I regret not buying it.
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:43,
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Consider yourself lucky. I regret opening the tin and looking in.
The only thing I've ever seen more disgusting was a dented tin of dog food that had presumably let air in and maggots breed inside. On opening, the stinking, mushy surface was heaving and pulsing like something out of Quatermass.
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:47,
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Isn't that sort of thing a delicacy in the scandiavias
They eat rotten fish from a can, no?
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:30,
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Fermented
I've seen it in supermarkets occasionally. Sitting there. Bulging. Waiting.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming
My theory is that, one long cold winter, some Northern Swedish folk ran out of beer and decided to see what else they could possibly ferment into alcohol.
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:36,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming
My theory is that, one long cold winter, some Northern Swedish folk ran out of beer and decided to see what else they could possibly ferment into alcohol.
it's a game of 'Let's call it traditional Swedish food and see if we can get anyone to eat it'
There's a video clip.
Texans opening a can of the stuff.
Don't find and watch it, it's disgusting.
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Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:53,
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Texans opening a can of the stuff.
Don't find and watch it, it's disgusting.