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(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:19, archived)
# ...Fuck it I'd eat em
And in other news...

See ya later you muddy funsters, I'm off for beer and self abuse!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:22, archived)
# This is why you smell of Monster Munch.
Have one on me. AND a beer!!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:26, archived)
# Threats involving bugles will get you banned
It'll be your... Last Post.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:32, archived)
# BRING IT ON!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:34, archived)
# This is the best ever, nothing can trump it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:38, archived)
# Are you sure nothing else can horn in on this?
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:39, archived)
# I did have a joke about a trombone, but I'll let that one slide
The thread might devalve into even worse puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:47, archived)
# Oh my God, that was terrible.
Careful, or I'll call the top brass to deal with you.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:51, archived)
# Hey, just because the joke was not to your tastes, don't instinctively s'cornet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:55, archived)
# Shofar you have yet to impress me, but I guess you're right.
Conch you see that I'm trying to be open minded?
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:57, archived)
# Ma'am or Ser, pent-up feelings are bad for you
And will make you feel piston.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:04, archived)
# mindpiss!
edit: (ma'am)
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:09, archived)
# (I suspected as much but ma'ampent doesn't work)
Woodwinding up this thread be a good move? It's not a good way to conductor conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:12, archived)
# I agree. I just can't resist a good pun war; they always lur me in.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:23, archived)
# Now that you've cheapened and deviated from brass related puns,
i think we should rest
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:29, archived)
# Not until someone says
Bell end.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:34, archived)
# something with a tuba someotherthing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:56, archived)
# Tuba honest, that was dire.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:57, archived)
# Musical interlude/lewd!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIM_2e4CBVs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:59, archived)
# I'm gonna take this opportunity to call it; I'm s(er)pent.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:04, archived)
# As possibly the only semi-pro tuba operator on b3ta
I do have to say there are many better tuba recordings around, but I do like Tuba Smarties. Sorry for the lack of punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:47, archived)
# my creativity with brass puns is muted today
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:00, archived)
# [wah wah wah]
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:02, archived)
# (digeri)doo you think you can keep up?
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:02, archived)
# I'll let you be the comic mouthpiece of this thread
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:10, archived)
# I think Tribs has me beat, in all fairness.
get it? beat?
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:22, archived)
# True
But we must keep a coda silence about our opinion
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:26, archived)
# Arrgh, that ees a sheet music pun
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:34, archived)
# quick! (allegro) post something witty to stave off the inevitable
before this thread falls off a clef
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:55, archived)
# That was impressive. No pun here, just... props.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:10, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:41, archived)
# Trebles all round!
I hope your punning isn't a tempo-rary state.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:49, archived)
# just a minim
and i'll be bach with another one
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:54, archived)
# Or you could examine the effort put into putting a ditch of water around a castle
and appreciate Moats Art.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:36, archived)
# sounds like quite a hobby but it sonata important to me
is it like trainspotting where you keep a listz?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:41, archived)
# You can get a bad throat, trainspotting in bad weather
And I'm not very pro-cough(iev).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 23:02, archived)
# Did you know...
ASDA once sold baked beans in chocolate sauce?
They looked (and tasted) pretty disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:40, archived)
# I swear about 97 - 99 I was in a corner shop in Swindon about 11pm and saw a tin of
Spaghetti in chocolate sauce... I have never seen this since, and now doubt the validity of my recall. But I regret not buying it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:43, archived)
# Consider yourself lucky. I regret opening the tin and looking in.
The only thing I've ever seen more disgusting was a dented tin of dog food that had presumably let air in and maggots breed inside. On opening, the stinking, mushy surface was heaving and pulsing like something out of Quatermass.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:47, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:48, archived)
# ...but you were drunk and hungry and...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:51, archived)
# The only other thing in the cupboard was a Pot Noodle...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:26, archived)
# Isn't that sort of thing a delicacy in the scandiavias
They eat rotten fish from a can, no?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:30, archived)
# Fermented
I've seen it in supermarkets occasionally. Sitting there. Bulging. Waiting.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming

My theory is that, one long cold winter, some Northern Swedish folk ran out of beer and decided to see what else they could possibly ferment into alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:36, archived)
# I think that's Scania truck drivers.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:37, archived)
# it's a game of 'Let's call it traditional Swedish food and see if we can get anyone to eat it'
There's a video clip.
Texans opening a can of the stuff.
Don't find and watch it, it's disgusting.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:53, archived)
# "Two girls, one can"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:36, archived)
# i actually hunted it down and watched it.
The gag reflex is not so strong in me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:03, archived)
# Only time I had chocolate stout was in Swindon, '99.
Talk about a finger straight to the uvula.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:53, archived)