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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 31 Oct 2015, 9:55, archived)
# 

While swearing is permitted on the boards, we prefer more creative forms of profanity:

Portmanteau: twat + cunt = twunt. Can you think of your own?

Animal combos: cock-badger and kitten-flaps have been found to be most effective.

Reversal: by reversing "fuck" and "cock" you can substantially improve your swearing. EG: "Cock off you cocking fucksucker."
Stand out from the crowd and find your own swearing style. Maybe yours will catch on.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 31 Oct 2015, 9:56, archived)
# Best one yet
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 31 Oct 2015, 11:01, archived)
# Tourettetre?
(gijoel, Sat 31 Oct 2015, 11:02, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 31 Oct 2015, 11:33, archived)
# WINNINGEST
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 31 Oct 2015, 12:10, archived)
# Ooh, thanks for the "A"...
(SonofRojBlake, Sat 31 Oct 2015, 12:14, archived)
# You're welcome.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 31 Oct 2015, 17:09, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 31 Oct 2015, 13:53, archived)
# I like this too
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 31 Oct 2015, 14:01, archived)
# I'm Bob dole, and I approve this message.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2015, 14:14, archived)
# This does wonders for my self-esteem.
Also....


yes, I know I spelled it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 31 Oct 2015, 14:28, archived)
# I'd go and watch this.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 31 Oct 2015, 16:38, archived)
# Ha Ha !!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2015, 17:06, archived)
# Alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 31 Oct 2015, 17:30, archived)