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[challenge entry] Yesterday's Mail

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(Comic pas, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 8:03, archived)
# Who cares about money eh, the important thing is #borderssovereigntycontrol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 9:21, archived)
# Available now in all good financial institutions.....

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 9:37, archived)
# He's inside the middle bit of the fountain and those are his tears
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 10:01, archived)
# It's already recovered
as has the FTSE.
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 9:57, archived)
# But...
Osborn hasn't recovered yet has he?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 10:03, archived)
# What?
It's ten cents down against the dollar from a week ago and the markets are closed until monday.
(emptyspace, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 11:42, archived)
# Not really.
And whatever bounceback there was is probably attributable to the fact that Article 50 wasn't invoked straightaway. Markets are fickle like that.

If Art 50 ever is invoked, the bloodletting of Friday morning will look trivial.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 13:02, archived)
# You may remember
Mark Carney giving evidence to the Monetary Policy Comittee said that the pound was likely to fall quite sharply following a brexit vote, but that the BOE were putting contingency plans in place. That nice Mr. Rees-Mogg called for Mr. Carney's resignation. Following the vote the pound fell sharply, Mr. Carney reassured the market that the BOE has a contingency plan in place following which the pound stabalises. Mr. Rees-Mogg was not available for comment at this time.
(Comic pas, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:50, archived)
# Er, no.


http://uk.investing.com/currencies/gbp-usd-chart
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 27 Jun 2016, 2:01, archived)
# Currency speculators betting against the pound to make a profit at a time of uncertainty.
Hardly surprising.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 11:14, archived)
# Wasn't that nice Mr. Farage a currency trader ?
Maybe that's why he looked so crestfallen when the pound was surging as the polls closed.
(Comic pas, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 12:54, archived)
# He fits the profile.
There's just as much money from a crashing market to a growing one for trader types. They're all cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 15:37, archived)
# As you say
he fits the profile
(Comic pas, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 16:51, archived)
# The pound:dollar bounced back to the same level as.... FEBRUARY
Armageddon... not.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 19:45, archived)
# I'm just blowing off steam
I'm sure everything will go back to FEBRUARY tomorrow.
(Comic pas, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 21:52, archived)
# No it didn't
The whole world's political and financial experts have reacted and the result is negative.

Individuals can be smart, but ill informed mobs are dumb. The UK was dumb last week.
(I helped save b3ta! jagwap, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:09, archived)