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[challenge entry] Brave Sir Boris...



Bravely bold Sir Boris
Rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die
Oh, brave Sir Boris
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Boris

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out
And his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Boris

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his penis split and his...

"That's... that's enough music for now, lads."

Brave Sir Boris ran away
(No!)
Bravely ran away away
(I didn't!)
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
(No!)
Yes, brave Sir Boris turned about
(I didn't!)
And gallantly he chickened out

Bravely taking to his feet
(I never did!)
He beat a very brave retreat
(All lies!)
Bravest of the brave, Sir Boris!
(I never!)

From the Brexit challenge. See all 358 entries (open)

(, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 10:21, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 10:22, archived)
# "And not too expensive..."
(, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 10:44, archived)
# Ni
:-)
(, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 11:19, archived)
# haha
lovely
(, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 11:45, archived)
# Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

What... is your name?

Sir Boris of Bullshitter

What... is your quest?

To seek the premiership of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Do you seek to leave the E.U or remain ?

Remain .. no, leave .. yarrrrggghh !!!1!
(, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 16:15, archived)