I guess in the traditional way...
Speed humps and traffic light cameras
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:14,
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BORDERS
or failing that, more branches of Waterstones
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:22,
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Recently applied one-way systems and outdated TomTom's.
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Captain Howdy,
Mon 18 Jul 2016, 10:41,
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Think of all the clown shoes and green fringed baldy wigs that kind of money would buy.
Enough for every UK politician to be instantly recognisable on the international stage.
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Captain Howdy,
Mon 18 Jul 2016, 10:39,
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It won't be enough. Trident estimated £205billion (that's £1/second for 6,500 years to give you some idea of scale of costs)
or £350,000,000 a week for about 11 years...
...for something that is only there so we won't use the fucking thing!!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:13,
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Apparently we're using it all the time.
Without it we'd be under constant nuclear attack, like countries without a deterrent such as Japan and Australia.
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:55,
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Plus we wouldn't get to strut around
between the skirts of the USA, yapping occasionally.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Mon 18 Jul 2016, 17:24,
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Japan has giant radioactive octopus creatures and Godzilla as their ultimate deterrent
Australia has wildlife that's either venomous, poisonous, rippy, bitey, or all of the above.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 18 Jul 2016, 17:32,
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If you nuke australian wildlife it'll just laugh.
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discomeats This canoe,
Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:53,
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