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[challenge entry] Bless you!

From the Internet Movies challenge. See all 73 entries (closed)

(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 15:21, archived)
# You could make a series of these :)
There's a monkey in the furious five that looks just the type to sniff his finger and fall off a branch.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 15:36, archived)
# we should eat pandas
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 15:39, archived)
# I suspect you're thinking of those other cute black and white animals? You know, cows!
Much tastier I suspect.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 16:12, archived)
# They already make cola out of pandas
I understand Coca-Cola was originally "Cowca-cola" because the secret ingredient was extract of cow but they changed the recipe during the Great Cow Shortage of 1953. Red Bull rediscovered this recipe and started using extract of bull (taurine) in their formula.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 17:11, archived)
# nonononono
if we eat pandas, they become worth more money and some fucker will find a way to make them breed, thus saving the species.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 17:20, archived)
# Indeed. Like the dodo and the rather delicious Giant Turtle...
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 18:01, archived)
# 'End battery panda farming...'
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 22:29, archived)
# This is hardly a sustainable model
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 21:19, archived)
# What would they test mascara on, if we ate all the pandas?
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 21:52, archived)
#
多喝点水!
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 17:05, archived)
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(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 23:07, archived)
# The return of the Fucklift!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 7:41, archived)
# 'Kin YES!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 12:02, archived)