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[challenge entry] Onwards and downwards!


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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 12:45, archived)
# 500 million pounds, for fuck's sake
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:01, archived)
# BLUE PASSPORTS
BLUE PASSPORTS
BLUE PASSPORTS
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:37, archived)
# BLUE PAASPORTS
BLUE PLARSEPOTS
BLUE PARSTELPOR
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:40, archived)
# BLUEP ARSEPOT
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:40, archived)
# Are you okay?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:42, archived)
# According to the home office
this £500m cost won't necessarily mean the passports are actually blue :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:44, archived)
# I think a bottle of Tipp-Ex to every citizen so they can cover the words "European Union" would be cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:48, archived)
# you only want it so you can paint a white stripe across your nose and pretend to be Adam Ant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:24, archived)
# More like
Albino Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 21:49, archived)
# In regards to my usage of the correction fluid
It modified my personality
To the extent that I was highly irritable
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 22:24, archived)
# Sticking it to barmy brussel's and taking are passport's back!!1
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:41, archived)
# the passports get redesigned every five years and £500m is the value of the 10 year contract (passport office is also funded from user fees, not from govt.)
De La Rue getting the contract in 2009
2015 redesign
So the contract will get renewed in 2019 (and probably given to De La Rue again) and they'll have the option of changing the colour (current colour was never compulsory, it was a voluntary guideline)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:52, archived)
# We could always, you know, go without one redesign and spend that money writing lies on buses instead
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:59, archived)
# try pulling a bus out of your pocket at immigration without raising a few eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 22:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11223105
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 8:10, archived)
# I prefer to call him Captain Amazo
(gijoel, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 10:58, archived)
# :D
Back to rationing and caravan holidays.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:03, archived)
# i saw a white dog turd just last week
it was glorious
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 14:53, archived)
#
glorious being painted brown, to comply with a barmy brussels directive
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:05, archived)
# i see a white turd and i want it painted brown
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:11, archived)
# no colours anymore, i want them to turn brown
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:33, archived)
# You're doing Brexit wrong, white is right
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:06, archived)
# Woah, mind=blown
Dog poo as a metaphor for immigration and the perceived dilution of our 'culture'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:08, archived)
# sunday afternoon is not the time for such introspection and social commentary
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:20, archived)
# Okay, pub it is
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:37, archived)
# there's a good boy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 17:01, archived)
# *comes around to hear the tale*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:38, archived)
# *tunes guitar*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:04, archived)
# I was reading that
we'll be allowed to suck up rare newts with excessively high powered vacuum cleaners once again.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 17:58, archived)
# Weird euphemism sunday is shit, give it up
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 18:24, archived)