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# Halp
Good day sirs. As my username suggests, I can't remember my password and my old email address is kaput. I therefore can no longer shitpost. Can anyone help? The hamsters at b3ta hq don't seem to respond to my emails.

My old profile https://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=17113
(Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! can't remember his password, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 12:24, archived)
# Yes but
that's what any n00b trying to gain access to Pew Pew's account would say.

Show us your birthmark
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 12:35, archived)
# Have you tried donating?
That usually gets their attention.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 12:57, archived)
# Hah
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 18:20, archived)
# Anything in your browser under security / saved passwords?
And I imagine you saying "Good day sirs" in the voice of Private Godfrey from Dad's Army.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 13:07, archived)
# hello, check your messages
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 13:33, archived)
# Why not simply shitpost
on this delicious new account you have created?
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 13:46, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 14:59, archived)
# It's furburger69
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 0:13, archived)