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[challenge entry] Life in the fast lane

From the Unlikely Movie Adaptations challenge. See all 53 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Aug 2019, 2:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Aug 2019, 5:28, archived)
# Capitalism: A thick rich cunt taking more than he could ever need
whilst people watch powerless to do anything about it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 Aug 2019, 9:20, archived)
# *yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Aug 2019, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha nice one!
Now about about an adults response rather than a childs?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Mon 12 Aug 2019, 4:10, archived)
# you forgot to add unchecked industrial pollution and unrecoverable ecological destruction to your river
not to mention the razor wire fence preventing sanders from actually fishing in the river in the first place
or the victims of corporate greed who can't afford trump's fish and to whom sanders wants to distribute them at an affordable price
it's hardly surprising that the original cartoon was drawn to illustrate the opposite political view
(ozof, Sun 11 Aug 2019, 11:31, archived)
# Did I mention, *yawn?*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Aug 2019, 15:21, archived)
# These goddamn commie bastards make me want to puke
(97800, Sun 11 Aug 2019, 16:01, archived)
#
That would be quite complicated to draw.

Still there is a certain meta humour of "I'm going to come along and demand this, this and this... for free. I could create my own, but... nah.."
(LokiMD, Sun 11 Aug 2019, 19:04, archived)
# You mean this?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 12 Aug 2019, 8:16, archived)
# "Fake news! No way Bernie has a bigger rod than me. Sad"
"I'm the most successful fisher ever to fish for the fish, by far. Nobody's ever fished more fish than me. I'm the most successful fisher ever to fish. Bernie isn't fishing like me. I know fish. I have the best fish, I'm fishing bigly."
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 11 Aug 2019, 21:04, archived)
# fake news
There is no way Trump would be catching the fish himself.
He wouldn't have a fucking clue what to do with a rod, aside from getting some Russian prostitute to shove it up her chuff.
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sun 11 Aug 2019, 21:30, archived)
# Spoiler alert!
His dad bought the rod/basket/fish.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2019, 23:12, archived)