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[challenge entry] Tales from the brexit crater...

From the Brexit challenge. See all 455 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 20:48, archived)
# How are you gentlemen?
Somebody set us up the brexit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 21:07, archived)
# Main scam turn on!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 21:32, archived)
# Ohhh, pumpkins!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 22:19, archived)
# I don't want a fucking pumpkin.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 22:53, archived)
# You want Bat Pussy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 22:54, archived)
# Or Wonder Pussy, ...or Miss Gordon Pussy...or Diana Prince Pussy...
...or Jeannie Pussy....or Bewitched Pussy....or Pam Dawber Pussy....Or Jaclyn Smith Pussy....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 23:17, archived)
# She's not into dudes
Only women and small angry dog
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 23:18, archived)
# .......you........wish........
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 23:19, archived)
# Wait, what?...
No Drew Barrymore?!?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 1:17, archived)
# nah....you can have her.
(actually my list is infinite)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 2:35, archived)
# Mother of god...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_Pussy
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 7:21, archived)
# Well there's something I'll be tracking down a copy of...
Edit: Found it on Pornhub...

Edit 2: It is truly terrible, although I now have a thing for girls on spacehoppers...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 9:18, archived)
# Team bat! 🦇🤘😈
Feck those pumpkin motherfools...
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 9:22, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 9:31, archived)
# Iconsss 🎅⛄❄️🎃🕎
(97800, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 22:56, archived)
# Thanks to the fabric of space/time being overloaded with silliness and then washed on entirely the wrong washing machine program, Brexit will loop round on itself every few years and never go away
b3ta.com/board/11298114
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 21:28, archived)
# There is no Brexit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 22:52, archived)
# 13 Caaaaaaandles
YaY Tribs!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 0:20, archived)
# Woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 0:29, archived)
# Happy Candleations
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 0:55, archived)
# I'm older than Tribs?.....omg.....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 2:34, archived)
#
twitter.com/Zoot_C/status/1178446235394551808
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 2:43, archived)
# Happy 13th, son...iiiiiiiiiiiii
son...iiiiiiiiiiiii
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 3:04, archived)
# alright Triiiiiiiiiiiiibs
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 6:03, archived)
# All the gammons will look up and shout "save us"
(97800, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 22:59, archived)
# And I'll whisper "No. It's just Project Fear."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 23:15, archived)
# Scientists have decided that given the current international tensions the 'Doomsday Clock' should be reset...
...to the end of fucking January.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 7:27, archived)