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(, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:48, archived)
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I survived the holy toilet paper crusades of 2020
(, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 22:22, archived)
# ^ My kid got on my computer again
(, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 0:27, archived)
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Raiders Of The Lost Arse
(, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 12:16, archived)
# You've still got some left, you lightweight.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 22:33, archived)
# AND cardboard!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 22:57, archived)
# Exactly! That's a good week's worth of wiping there.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 23:09, archived)
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And then the metal holder to scoop the last bits out
(, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 12:17, archived)
# Also walls can be very absorbent in extreme emergencies.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 19:19, archived)
# It's worse than people realize.
I can't find garlic anywhere. And ketchup...forget about it.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 23:35, archived)
# It's alright, salt is a good garlic substitute.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 23:39, archived)
# salt, an epicurist's delight
(, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 1:05, archived)
# I just want to know the logic behind this.
So far I've seen extreme hoarding of bread, flour, ketchup, and garlic. Are they making something from these that I should know about? What am I doing wrong, I wonder. It's like maybe they're creating some kind of shrine, or pagan ritual. We need to do a forensic analysis.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 1:32, archived)
# VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 8:23, archived)
# They're staple foods, but dunno why they're called that because I doubt ketchup is very good at holding papers together
(, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 16:01, archived)
# Yea there were some people panic buying in Walmart
and because of the social distancing rule, which had only been established a few weeks earlier, I suppose it was the initial phase where novelty outweighs boredom, and everyone was talking excitedly about catching up on all the shows they'd been meaning to watch, and of course that's gotten a lot easier because many of the streaming services have been putting some content out for free, admittedly some of the older show and movies, and of course old favorites such as Seinfeld, so many classic episodes of that, The Soup Nazi was on the other night, what's that other one where she's on the muscle relaxant, Stella! Stella! I love her in Veep too although I haven't watched that many of them it's the same people that did The Thick Of It and that other one, it's famous, you must have heard of it, so anyway, yea there were some people panic buying in Walmart
(, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 1:11, archived)
# I've just watched all 400 episodes of the Forensic Files.
I can now commit a crime, and avoid detection.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 1:35, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 1:37, archived)
# Don't laugh.
You could be my next victim.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 2:06, archived)