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# Mr Potato Head to lose 'Mr' title in gender-neutral rebrand
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 12:02, archived)
# Mr Potato Head to lose "Mr" title in gender-neutral rebrand?
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 12:26, archived)
# it's not
it's just the holding brand that looks after the various potato toys is going to be called Potato Head whilst the individual toys remain Mr / Mrs Potato Head etc but it's such a good story to make people angry and excited that the truth barely matters to anyone.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 12:30, archived)
# It's making the right people angry, though.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 12:33, archived)
# So what you're saying is that Hasbro believes that there are only 2 distinct gender identities?
FFS!
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 13:48, archived)
# Dear Mattel, unless you immediately release Trans Ken I'm getting you cancelled
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 13:51, archived)
# I'm looking forward to the day when we all just shave our heads and cover our complete selves in burlap.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 13:52, archived)
# Way ahead of you
join my cult!
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 13:58, archived)
# Do I also get to shave my balls?
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 14:01, archived)
# Second door past reception, they'll take care of you
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 14:10, archived)
# Depends,
what shape(s) do they identify as?
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 16:05, archived)
# spherical, but more kind of egg-shaped
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 20:31, archived)
# Two rugby balls in a big ol chicken skin
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 21:57, archived)
# Close...
Think larger
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 22:09, archived)
# Two huge rugby balls in an enormous ol chicken skin
(, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 17:54, archived)
# Where does Darth Tater fit into the genealogy?
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 14:33, archived)
# He had his root and two veg burned off on a lava planet
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 14:51, archived)
# Oh no! Did he become a Force Roast?
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 14:56, archived)
# *puts down mashed helmet* PREPARE MY CHIP
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 16:12, archived)
# Mr Potato Head to lose "Mr" title in gender-neutral rebrand
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 13:34, archived)
# Probably replace ‘potato’ with ‘vegetable’ soon to make it more inclusive
Vegetable Head
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 21:59, archived)
# That ruins the scene with the two computer room geeks in WarGames
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 15:45, archived)
# Nicola's going to have him castrated?
Actually, that's probably what he's going to claim this afternoon.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 12:38, archived)
# You say potato, I say potato
Let's call the whole thing kartoff..el
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 13:16, archived)
# let's get mashed
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 19:52, archived)