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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 16:09, archived)
# Oh, it looks like that couture personality is toppling over
(dribble, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 16:15, archived)
# FALL FASHIONS??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 16:15, archived)
# IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 16:20, archived)
# It is!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:49, archived)
# Sounds familiar, think it might have bindun
(dribble, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 16:22, archived)
# How bout this tho?
(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:19, archived)
# He’s overdressed
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:49, archived)
# Calvin Klein
the famous, and he's wearing a shit tie.
(davyclam, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 18:12, archived)
# And a shitty right sleeve
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 23:03, archived)
# I think it's a 'she'
(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 18:57, archived)
# Fashion man is ...Falling!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 16:46, archived)
# It could also be Calvin reKlein
jussayin'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:03, archived)
# 3rd panels are against the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:11, archived)
# fine. I couldn't find a fitting verb ending in 'ine' to fit this anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:12, archived)
# Calvincreasinglylarge
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:16, archived)
# You not gonna do us a Calvin Kaleindoscope?
(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:21, archived)
# Calvin Notsofuckingsmallwaistline
(dribble, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:38, archived)
# Wafferthine
(dribble, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 19:25, archived)
# microencephaklein
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Apr 2021, 21:13, archived)
# So you'll have to deKlein the offer?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:44, archived)
# That’s actually better
No wait it isn’t
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:50, archived)
# Might post another pic. A worse one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 18:00, archived)
# Pierre car doubt
(dribble, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 18:26, archived)
# Yugo Boss
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 18:40, archived)
# Ralph Laurenault
(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 18:54, archived)
# Ford Perry
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 19:10, archived)
# Karl Lager-filled
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 19:23, archived)
# Is a Lager a car then Pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 19:40, archived)
# Lada
(dribble, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 19:44, archived)
# Why would he eat a fucking car
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 19:50, archived)
# +di+
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 22:16, archived)
# I'm totally ad-libbing it
That's what the board members are paying me for
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 19:51, archived)
# GOOD MONEY, TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:07, archived)
# Where can i get a refund?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:13, archived)
# Oh God I can't do that right now
How can I ensure your continued business
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:25, archived)
# I'm taking my business to /talk
the jokes are better
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:30, archived)
# Volkswagenne Westwood
We're still doing this, right?
(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 21:24, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 22:16, archived)
# Tony Starch
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 1:37, archived)
# Peugeot Armani
(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 7:29, archived)
# Worse than my stuff?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 19:23, archived)
# THE WORST
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 19:40, archived)
# <3 <3 <3 even better!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 19:49, archived)
# SCIENCE !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 18:04, archived)
# Zero kelvin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 18:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:12, archived)
# Magnum faceswap
(dribble, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:15, archived)
# It's faceswap Friday all week
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:28, archived)
# This is a magnum 44 the most powerful handgun in the world — ibii ydoh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 0:27, archived)
# I heard Kelvin was sent a grade upward in Parochial school
He was way taller & always beating his classmates in basketball. The headmaster thought it wasn't fair in height.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:34, archived)
#
PLAY
WORD WORD
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:39, archived)
# SRS BZNSS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:48, archived)
# I distinctly remember requesting zero kelvin.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 0:29, archived)
# That happens when Calvin snorts a K line
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 21:13, archived)
# He falls in a K-hole?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 0:28, archived)
# He becomes Calvin Khole.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 0:36, archived)
# shave his head and pierce his ear
Calvin Klean
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 1:02, archived)