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[challenge entry] london zoo has changed

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(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 19:14, archived)
# ...and then he said "You're gonna need a bigger boat !" HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 21:11, archived)
# if i'd thought about it, i'd have kept the penguin there
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 9:27, archived)
# Mmmm, tamales!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 21:49, archived)
# A conga is a dance, but also a snake, giving the opportunity to make an amusing pretense of confusing them for comic effect.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 21:51, archived)
# Or possibly it’s an eel
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 21:52, archived)
# A mambo is a dance and also a snake. If its black.
And a flamenco isn't just a bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:03, archived)
# Will you teach me to dance the Mamba?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 0:42, archived)
# A snake is a dance.
If you can dance the flamingo, you're a snake.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 4:28, archived)
# I'm liking Snap!'s new direction.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 9:05, archived)
# Fishes on a plane
(dribble, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:12, archived)
#
(dribble, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:16, archived)
# Your plotting algorithms need a tunaup
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:20, archived)
# What's a fish's favourite geometric shape?
Scalene!!!
(dribble, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:46, archived)
# What's a fish's favourite way to buy alcohol?
By gill!!!
(dribble, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:47, archived)
# What's a fish's favourite feminine hygiene product...
Massengill
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:50, archived)
# I don’t know what that is, and I’m too manly to look it up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 4:37, archived)
# And with one swift post pedro alienates not only the non american boarders, but also boarders who don't menstruate
(dribble, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 10:04, archived)
# Oh Pedro :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 16:53, archived)
# :( always this way
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 18:18, archived)
# I'm really not a bad person.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 18:19, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Apr 2021, 21:11, archived)
#
-bad
+good
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Apr 2021, 1:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Apr 2021, 1:54, archived)
# not a person at all
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Apr 2021, 2:25, archived)
# some parts of a person, mouth parts, probably the ears too idk it’s been a while since I went out
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2021, 4:14, archived)
# Actualol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 4:30, archived)
# WARNING: Actualol has a very high alcoholic content
Ingestion may cause blindness, mental dysfunction and teenage pregnancy.
Please enjoy responsibly.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 8:26, archived)
# I’ve mother-fucking haddock with these metc.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 4:32, archived)
# Like almost as if someone were having an enjoyable time with the building blocks of our language?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:20, archived)
# IT'S A WAY ON PLORDS
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:36, archived)
# Um Bonga, Um Bonga, they drink it in the Conga
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 23:06, archived)
# This is the most racist thing I have ever seen.
Edit: false alarm, it’s not
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 4:32, archived)
# I guess you don't care for their new waterpark?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 1:59, archived)
# We’re gonna need a bigger crew
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 4:35, archived)