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# I reckon if dyson went into sex toys they'd be non contact but aggressively efficient, like the hand driers
cue a thousand lawsuits for penile degloving
(dribble, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 18:10, archived)
# Sounds like a bloody ripoff
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 21:04, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 21:35, archived)
# Yeah if you're not careful they'll end up costing you an arm and a leg
(dribble, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 22:53, archived)
# If Dyson made sex toys they would spray aerosolise spooge all around the room
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 3:57, archived)
# /pr0n screenwriters start scribbling furiously
(rogerzilla, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 7:06, archived)
#
gfycat.com/impeccableclumsyislandcanary
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 10:21, archived)
#
spray aerosolise spooge all around the room fall apart inside your body.

Ex-cleaner here telling you not to use Dyson products because they're flimsy, prone to rapid unscheduled disassembly, they wear themselves out faster than any other brand of vacuum cleaner I've ever used.

They're overpriced status objects. If you want long term reliability get a Henry and a roll of gaffer tape. If you want power, get a Vax. If you want a dirty house, get a Dyson.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 13:36, archived)
# For those on a limited budget
Buy the simplest machine, basically a can with a big motor, filters and hose, most of the other gizmos are gimmicks, cheaply put together.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 22 Apr 2021, 14:28, archived)
# There's a Henry at the gallery I work at,
makes funny noises and has poor suction when I run it. Not a blockage...probably just needs new motor brushes, but I can never find the time to open him up to see.

He's currently in a big pile of WEEE that I'm hoping to dispose of soon. However, I suspect when the day comes, he'll get a reprieve...I just don't want that face haunting me for the rest of my days!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 0:37, archived)
# I'm on my third Henry (well, this one's a Hetty)
I find the motors go pop after about 7 years although apparently they are repairable.
(rogerzilla, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 8:59, archived)