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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:24, archived)
# Ha!
Look on the bright side. Two out of three may become human fireworks quite shortly.
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:25, archived)
# Imagine what that would do to the stock markets
And crypto would stabilise too. It's very difficult to take cryptocurrency seriously when a single man can send a single tweet and send Whatevercoin soaring or plunging.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:55, archived)
# That will still be true even if all three of them burn up, it’s always been true of the stock market; just replace ‘tweet’ with ‘intervew’
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:00, archived)
# bum up lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:01, archived)
# alright Gerald Ratner
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 20:15, archived)
# Well, he didn't go boom.
It was incredibly tacky - promo for a pop song and phrases like "Space is Virgin territory". He could have at least commissioned Tubular Bells in Space instead of pretending he likes listening to *Googles* Khalid. 2/10
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 17:08, archived)
# Branson had a massive falling out with Oldfield.
Branson kept pestering Oldfield to redo Tubular Bells in some way, and he kept refusing.
The last album Oldfield did for Virgin includes "Fuck off beardie" in Morse code.
Immediately that Oldfield got out of the contract, he released several new versions of Tubular Bells.

Rock and roll, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 17:59, archived)
# Ha
I had to fact fact check that, and am pleased it is mostly true.
(Or completely true, and Wikipedia is mostly true)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 18:04, archived)
# Mike Oldfield, Mike Newfield, jusayin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:02, archived)
# Ha!
That's hilarious. Music business eh?
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:32, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Jul 2021, 17:39, archived)
#
Fuck you all for earning money and making jobs!
(LokiMD, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 0:25, archived)
# Amazon jobs are great!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 9:40, archived)