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[challenge entry] From the desk of Sheriff Fatman.
Bridget Jones

From the Curry and Cheese challenge. See all 321 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Fri 2 May 2003, 15:50, archived)
# arf!
and haha!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 2 May 2003, 15:51, archived)
# superb
have 10 woos and a pint of yay
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 2 May 2003, 15:52, archived)
# has anyone done
a bridget jones diarrhoea?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 2 May 2003, 15:54, archived)
# collar and cuffs don't match, so i heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 2 May 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Hey!
We have a third Phantom Tash Paster of Old London Town!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 2 May 2003, 15:57, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 2 May 2003, 16:05, archived)
# great username!
What was it like being a granny farmer?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 2 May 2003, 15:55, archived)
# he was infamous for fifteen minutes
and got his face on panarama
/relurk +likes the pictures in fact all the pictures ever cept for the goatse.cx ones
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 2 May 2003, 15:58, archived)
# The True Tale of Sheriff Fatman
Allow me to share with you a bizarre but completely true story. I've habitually worn cowboy hats and boots all the time since I was a misguided adolescent, and several years back my brother gave me a plastic sheriff's star for Christmas which I now wear to work because my boss doesn't like it. I'm also pushing the wrong side of 16 stone. You can imagine my surprise when, about a year ago, a friend of mine digs out a song I'd never heard of with the rather uncanny title of 'Sheriff Fatman'. Hence the username.

(I helped save b3ta! The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Fri 2 May 2003, 16:03, archived)
# ha!
and double ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 2 May 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Was it by
Carter USM, perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 2 May 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Indeed it was.
And a splendid song it is too.
(I helped save b3ta! The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Fri 2 May 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Would that be runny
mancheese?
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Fri 2 May 2003, 15:56, archived)