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[challenge entry] A bit early, soz.

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(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 19:11, archived)
# RIS?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 20:05, archived)
# RIS:
The nativity of Jesus, nativity of Christ, birth of Christ or birth of Jesus is described in the biblical gospels of Luke and Matthew. ...

The Gospel of Luke states that Mary gave birth to Jesus and placed him in a manger "because there was no place for them in the inn".[10] ...

Isaiah 9 is the ninth chapter of the Book of Isaiah in the Hebrew Bible or the Old Testament of the Christian Bible. This book contains the prophecies attributed to the prophet Isaiah....

Isaiah 9 Verse 6, in the New King James Version reads, "For unto us a Child is born, Unto us a Son is given; And the government will be upon His shoulder. And His name will be called Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace."

The Gorn are a fictional extraterrestrial humanoid reptilian species in the American science fiction franchise Star Trek. They first appeared in a 1967 episode of the original series, "Arena", in which Captain Kirk fights an unnamed Gorn on a rocky planet.[1] The fight scene has become one of the best-remembered scenes of the original series, in part due to the slow and lumbering movement of the Gorn, which some viewers have considered unintentionally comical.[2][3]

In Star Trek, the Vulcans have a quasi-religious historical figure named Surak, considered the greatest of all who ever lived on Vulcan and the father of the modern Vulcan civilization.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 21:22, archived)
# it was a missing image on my browser so Plusnet must have decided it was blasphemous or something
But four refreshes and 2 hours later, and it's there :-)
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 21:37, archived)
imgbb has been a bit wobbly recently, maybe it's their fault.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 21:45, archived)
# It's a miracle
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 21:54, archived)
# A miracle on b3th Street
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 7:36, archived)
# TL[1][2] DR[11]
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 10:20, archived)
# ha
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 20:51, archived)
# joseph holding a tiki torch
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 21:20, archived)
# Sounds like an Irish saying.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 21:46, archived)
# *stubs toe*
OW!!! Sweet Joseph holding a tiki torch!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 12:29, archived)
# chortle
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 0:25, archived)