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Ninj,
Sat 18 Dec 2021, 11:07,
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So if Alien Xenomorphs can assimilate their host's DNA... imagine what would happen if Jesus got a facehuggerHalf-Xeno, half-demigod. Could be interesting.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 18 Dec 2021, 13:05,
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it would certainly be interesting when the try to nail him to the cross. "acid for blood"....
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 18 Dec 2021, 14:25,
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Catholics would have to use tequila for transubstantiation...or maybe Apple Sourz and Haribo Tangfastics...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sat 18 Dec 2021, 15:01,
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Transubstantiation - wasn't that a Karftwork album?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 18 Dec 2021, 16:56,
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I think, bio-theologically speaking, Jesus, the perfect man, is 100% human. I could be wrong.Angels (who I think are included in God's use of we/us/our image/etc) are somewhat deficient in the genital department, might not be divided into sexes at all, and, since they existed pre-universe, are unlikely to be biologically related to us.
IIRC Mary's impregnation is described as being visited by an angel (or the holy ghost, which I assume is the same difference), and being left covered in a fine dew of some kind. The fine dew, if it made her pregnant, must be some chemical which causes human egg cells to divide spontaneously.
That said, if Mary was reproducing asexually, we'd expect Jesus to be a woman.
All that said, it is highly unlikely that Mary, a married woman, was a virgin.
(IIRC Mary's impregnation is described as being visited by an angel (or the holy ghost, which I assume is the same difference), and being left covered in a fine dew of some kind. The fine dew, if it made her pregnant, must be some chemical which causes human egg cells to divide spontaneously.
That said, if Mary was reproducing asexually, we'd expect Jesus to be a woman.
All that said, it is highly unlikely that Mary, a married woman, was a virgin.
brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Sat 18 Dec 2021, 14:35,
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So the superpowers thing : actual superpowers or extended biblical metaphors?I'd interpret the "miracles" as descriptions of a really good public speaker.
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Sat 18 Dec 2021, 14:48,
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Or he really was granted superpowers but only used them for the benefit of a very select, random few, rather than donning a cape and tights to fight crime. Or Romans.Lazarus and the resurrection of the saints via earthquake would be the only miracles that, if real, would be hard to fake, but as I understand it, being dead in the bible is quite, quite different to our understanding of being dead.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Sat 18 Dec 2021, 17:12,
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Covered in a fine dewI think I've seen that in a Japanese video, although it was more blobby than fine
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Sat 18 Dec 2021, 14:49,
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Yeahbukkake rarely results in fertilisation, and angel spunk being compatible with human eggs would be the true Christmas miracle.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Sat 18 Dec 2021, 16:20,
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