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(JauntyArt, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 17:28, archived)
# Body of a God, a fat one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 19:22, archived)
# Buddah!
Was he a god?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 19:55, archived)
# Dunno. Been a while since I watched the relevant episodes of Monkey, soz.
I don't think so though because he was just a human prince before he did the snail wig gimmick, wasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 22:40, archived)
# When someone asks you if Buddah was a god, you say YES
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 22:55, archived)
# I’ve done the research, both YES and NO are acceptable answers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 23:25, archived)
# What’s the snail wig gimmick?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 5:52, archived)
# Just familiarise yourself with the story of the Buddha even slightly to understand this reference.
Failing that, just remember all the depictions of Buddha that you've ever seen.

Failing that, image search "Buddha."

Sorry, not very Zen of me, but this is the internet, all common knowledge is a click away. FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 13:38, archived)
# Hahahaha this was never mentioned to me, I think they must have guessed how upset I would have been.
The reason I didn’t just google it was that I assumed it was nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 17:05, archived)
# You got served.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 17:36, archived)
# Damn those Bodhisattvas :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 18:21, archived)
# Alright Steely Dan
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 18:25, archived)
# Shining your Japan, sparkling your China
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 20:50, archived)
# Also “not very Zen of me” is probably a lot funnier than you realize :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 17:08, archived)
# what are we your google search bitches?
;)
ps I really like your Batman/Columbo pics are they available on 3ft by 3ft canvas?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 17:26, archived)
# Canvas? Is that some kind of NFT or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 18:01, archived)
# FFS
Google it why don't you:D
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 18:05, archived)
# The reason I didn’t just google it was that I assumed it was some kind of NFT or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 18:20, archived)
# What does NFT mean?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 18:25, archived)
# Not Fucking Telling.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 20:51, archived)
# You assume that the person you were asking to explain his Buddhism joke didn't understand that he was making another Buddhism joke.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 19:31, archived)
# I just can’t follow that sentence, it’s already too late in the day for word soup, I’m sure you’re right about it though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 20:52, archived)
# Would a diagram help?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 21:07, archived)
#
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(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 21:34, archived)
# He's just a man...a Fatman.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 20:32, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 1:47, archived)
# It’s going to get a lot worse
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 18:01, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 19:05, archived)
# I wish him a happy retirement.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 20:31, archived)
# Is that Jacob Rees-Dogg?
(Cerberus64, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 11:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 21:04, archived)
# Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and you bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 4:12, archived)
# ^Hugh Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 5:49, archived)
# The face that launched a thousand bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 11:31, archived)