Been told this stuff is supposed to be a cure all, but it hasn't helped my arse. Did I pick up the wrong item?

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Teh suxx0r Has been whistling the song that never ends since,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 13:32,
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I know people who swear by it
but it's never done me any good.
Try germaloids.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 13:53,
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It's full of lanolin.
Current favourites include Cetraben and Epimax
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Boot I want to know what you meant,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 15:07,
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Try wanolin, it’s wider
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 19:29,
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Or Flanolin.
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Chumps 👀,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 22:08,
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It’s Flanner?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 23:46,
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Can't remember.
I was drunk :(
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Chumps 👀,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 10:16,
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Then you were correct.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 11:53,
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Must be good, it's the result of pseudo science.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 15:41,
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The tests were off the charts, the results were unreal
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 23:45,
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<s>s</s> a <s> u </s>
For people who like touching babies' bottoms
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 19:59,
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Such as your good self
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 20:21,
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