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[challenge entry] Animal's in charge.

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(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 22:03, archived)
# He's aaaaaaaaarrrgh! but AAAAAARGHH!!! and he gets my vote.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 22:31, archived)
# WHO are you!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Animal's in charge.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] The Animals in charge.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 0:16, archived)
# Guy in the middle looks like an over-polished plastic Tony Blackburn
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 0:54, archived)
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 7:08, archived)
# Still polishing here
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 12:03, archived)
# Brexit now
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 14:48, archived)
# Mex I can’t.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 16:18, archived)
# Which middle? Please specify X/Y/Z axis as they are all different.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 17:49, archived)
# Age
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 18:00, archived)
# Lol
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 22:39, archived)
# You see the one who looks like an over-polished plastic Tony Blackburn? That's the one in the middle.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2022, 12:25, archived)
# I would have thought it was obvious that I cannot tell which one it is who you think looks like an over-polished Tony Blackburn,
because to me not one of them looks that similar to Tony Blackburn, who looks like this:

And used to look like this:
(, Tue 26 Jul 2022, 14:41, archived)
# Midway between those two.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2022, 17:13, archived)
# It's really rather simple.
You will need a roll of duct tape and a pair of scissors.
1:You will notice that there is one person on the extreme left. This, by the process of elimination, (i.e., the other members of the group are to the right of this person), CANNOT be the "middle" of the group.
2: Using the scissors, cut a small piece of duct tape and place it over the face of the person on the EXTREME left.
3:Repeat for the person on the extreme right (whom we shall refer to as the "person on the extreme right").
Now this makes the solution so much simpler, having reduced the group of 5 to a smaller number of 3.
4: Repeat steps 2 & 3.
5: As if by magic, the one remaining face that looks like looks like an over-polished plastic Tony Blackburn is the one that looks like an over-polished plastic Tony Blackburn.

See? Easy when you know how!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2022, 9:03, archived)
# You could have saved typing all that bollocks by saying X.
That guy looks like Tony Blackburn to the extent that he is a white man with black hair.

Their faces are different shapes, their features are spaced differently. No amount of polishing is going to push his cheekbones into different places or change the distance between his eyes, or change the size and shape of his jaw.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2022, 14:12, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Wed 27 Jul 2022, 15:39, archived)
# TBF we can't compare their bollocks.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2022, 17:46, archived)