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# i want one.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:04, archived)
# you probably don't
(also maybe nsfw)

vibeintensity.html
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:07, archived)
# hehe
Favorites > Add to Favorites...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:11, archived)
# blimey
bookmarks
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:12, archived)
# but you don't need that!
my tongue can do all that and more!
might be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:17, archived)
# *sudenly starts paying attention to the board*
Your what now?!?! :D
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:20, archived)
# tongue
which is approximately seven centimetres long
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:24, archived)
# how
do you fit batteries to it?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:26, archived)
# i haven't tried yet
do you think it would be beneficial?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:32, archived)
# argh...stop it stop it stop it
too much for my innocent little mind to take:)

But more info would be welcomed:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:27, archived)
# it would be interesting
to find out..

can't make any similar claims on my part, but i am told i give great head
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:28, archived)
# How long...
...have you worked in a bar then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:29, archived)
# And which one:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:32, archived)
# only about two years or so
i am particularly good at the more creamy varieties /end filth
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Ha!
The filth never ends here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:35, archived)
# I used to give really good head as well
but had to stop when I got pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:36, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Trouble...
...bending over?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:43, archived)
# I still think that's backwards
but I can't see any new way to claim so.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:42, archived)
# are you coming to b3tafest?
i've probably asked before but have forgotton
anyways, if so, i can show you it. tis legendary. i can touch the underside of my chin with it
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:36, archived)
# blimey
are you the female gene simmons?

at the moment, i can't come, but it might change.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:40, archived)
# I am trying...
...to resist the obvious filthy joke following on from that last line.

(no Bob... stop it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:42, archived)
# left myself wide open
for that one :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:44, archived)
# wide open, eh?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# ha...
...ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# and now
you've set yourself up for another :-D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# that was the idea
:)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:50, archived)
# no
cos i acknowledge i cant put make up on and so don't wear any = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Why did I just bookmark that?
I have no idea...But I'll read it later:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:14, archived)
# Because.....
.....


Mmmm, the one called "Lickety Split" had me in tears.

...damn, that sounds bad... laughter.... tears of laughter....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:26, archived)