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[challenge entry] The game that just keeps on going!

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(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Fri 19 Jun, 23:31, Reply)
# let's see...
Iran: All battleships sunk
USA: 0 battleships sunk
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Jun, 23:57, Reply)
# Trump surrendered to Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei.
Trump and Netanyahu lost their stupid war.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 20 Jun, 0:14, Reply)
# TOTAL VICTORY!!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 20 Jun, 9:01, Reply)
# Very hormuzing
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 20 Jun, 14:09, Reply)
# You sunk my presidency!
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 20 Jun, 14:54, Reply)
# The guy on the left is dead.
The only thing he sunk, was his teeth into some dirt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Jun, 21:23, Reply)
# If trump killed ricky gervais
- that wouldnt end shite cringe comedy, would it?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 20 Jun, 22:04, Reply)
# I think you might have been hit in the head with a brick in your youth.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Jun, 22:07, Reply)
# im sure america is playing 5d chess
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 21 Jun, 2:31, Reply)
# Quantum Chess
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Jun, 16:54, Reply)
# you're right
lacking any demonstrable intellect, trump must rely on uncertainty; there's no need to play well, or even by the rules, when you can just make everyone second-guess everything you say and do

(ozof, Tue 23 Jun, 0:57, Reply)
# “Opponent’s victory”…???… Ha Ha Ha!…
I must have blinked.
Show me their mighty ‘victory’.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Jun, 13:49, Reply)
# Generally speaking when your opponent surrenders to you, that's called a victory.
The terms of Trump's surrender were exactly what Iran has been demanding all along. $300bn in reparations, guarantees of sovereignty, etc.
Trump got nothing that he has been demanding all along.
Iran won.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 23 Jun, 20:16, Reply)
# What a joke.
I bet you believe it. XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Jun, 1:24, Reply)
# I have made falsifiable statements. You have not falsified any of them. I don't believe you can.
The USA is reportedly now buying Iranian oil, by the way.

ETA: Atomic ignored me after I made this post!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 24 Jun, 3:55, Reply)
# Have they checked the guy on the right today?
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Sun 21 Jun, 10:51, Reply)
# Yep…not made out of cardboard, not missing a leg, and not hiding in a bunker.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Jun, 16:53, Reply)
# Definitely demented though. Probably due to the syphilis.
And Trump's not looking well either.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 21 Jun, 18:44, Reply)
# The bunker is still being built, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Jun, 20:42, Reply)