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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MODERN DAY GREEK MYTHS


Whilst we await Elon Musk's AI slop version of The Odyssey, let's imagine what our favourite creatures and characters from the Greek mythology would get up to in 'modern' times.

(Partly suggested by 'TEMU Bou')

From the Modern Day Greek Myths challenge. See all 53 entries (open)

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 22:16, archived)
# C:\Users\PedroHin\My Pictures\OwenW-WOW.GIF
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 22:34, archived)
# I got 2 fps on /talk!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 23:46, archived)
# can you sneak me into /talk please, b3ta security won't let me in
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.02. Please see change log for details, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 0:24, archived)
# Mofaha is the fee collector for the Talk Gold Premium feature
(Hunnert Grand be kind to me. I'm new here, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 3:21, archived)
# *ahem* access can be arranged, for a nominal consulting fee
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 10:42, archived)
# They call her Jennifer Aniston...
because she smells like Anus & wears a ton of makeup.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 22:37, archived)
# this inadequately accounts for the name Jennifer
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 23:46, archived)
# Short for 'jenital niffer'
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# See also Cece Peniston
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# OH MY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 0:35, archived)
# Seriously though, 'wigs' would be better than this.
I'm going to have to read up on Greek mythology for this one. I'm already badly over-educated as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 23:05, archived)
# Bindun
b3ta.com/challenge/wigs/
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 23:10, archived)
# Three or four of them were quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 23:46, archived)
# Yes its time to play spot the Roman myths and gods
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 9:11, archived)
# As a study guide, I can recommend the TV series "Kaos"
Cancelled way too soon!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaos_(TV_series)
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