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# Alan Brown Catering
I made a site for these guys.....

They didn't pay, and started ignoring me...
Soo, err I did this....
www.alanbrowncatering.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:28, archived)
# I doubt I have to click on that
to get the gist of your revenge.

But I'm sure it's very good anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:29, archived)
# It's very subtle
and civilised really.
(Mr Mandrake, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:30, archived)
# It was very tempting
I nearly replaced it with some animal porn...
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:34, archived)
# beautiful
and tasteful

you should put their address in too though, so people can be sure it's them when they cancel their orders.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:30, archived)
# I'm sure
you could have added a penis or something. Just for comedy value..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:30, archived)
# I agree
They're always funny. Even Einstein appreciates the value of a good nob gag...
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:36, archived)
# haha
i saw a sign earlier which had 'your dumped' written on.
I think that's how I'd like to be broken up with..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:39, archived)
# well
in that case, may I ask you out?

it'll be easier to arrange getting dumped that way, you see...

Anyone ever told you you look like Willow only with darker curly hair?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:43, archived)
# By
Jove, you're right, she does.

More proof, if proof be need be, all b3tan women are hot. 100% of FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:44, archived)
# why is your
musics page forbidden??

i want musics!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Sorry, just
spotted a typo in the URL. It's fixed now, I think... :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:46, archived)
# woo hoo!
sanks : )

edit/ oh what's that? some kind of techno eh? not much into that but it's nice all the same. did you do it??
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Some kind of techno, yes.
Some of it is more electronicy than technoy, but it is largely bleep oriented. (More of a limitation of the technology than any real liking for it.) I'm working on some lovely triphop, if that's more your bag. :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:52, archived)
# this music is totally my cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:59, archived)
# willow?
the midget in that film with Val Kilmer?
naH, she's noit that sexy!

joke
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
Hahahahahahahahahaha...

I am Mad Martigan!
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:48, archived)
# top film
but enough! I'm to bed, my head is throbbing from looking at the csreen.

Good night B3tans wherever you are!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Me too...
Night night all!
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:54, archived)
# hah
the woogly spong is priceless!
(norumbegan, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:40, archived)
# spong einstein!!
hahahaha, that's classic!
(pinky shminky, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Bas-
Tards
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Wot, no kittens?
Not even a little one?
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:31, archived)
# It needs a random kitten.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:34, archived)