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# I just succesfully completed a mission!
The mission was to locate and eliminate the most deadly spider within this house. It had been sighted on several occasions by key witnesses (mum and dad) and even myself. The spider in question was approximately 3 inches in length (about 10 cm), and it was succesfully killed with a kitchen roll holder. It was messy, there were brown spider guts on the skirting board and carpet.

But i did it and I am the hero!


Oh shit. It was the next door neighbours pet terantula :S.
(salbot, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Piccy?
of the squishedness.
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Tue 13 May 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I think some responsible adult has already cleaned it up,,,
I'll go check though...
(salbot, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:35, archived)
# This is the fool who cleaned it up.
I said I was going to sue her for it, but then she said she'd compensate by posing as a spider for my camera.



I think I'm still going to sue her.

Yes that is my real mum and she is the best mummy ever. Fact.
(salbot, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:41, archived)
#
shes your best mummy ever
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
# I
would.



(sue her, that is.)
Edit: Noooo. The evil Sky Remote strikes again...
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Tue 13 May 2003, 0:45, archived)
# where's your mum?
all i see is a spider on your sofa???
; )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
# oooohhh
What's on sky?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
# QVC
Or Ideal World.


As always...
(salbot, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
# The free channels!
*tuts*

Order some porn!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
# kill
her
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Woo to you
That's sick...and I'm sure animal rights people will be on to you or summat like that
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:34, archived)
# But I'd have
smashed it with a shoe and jumped up and down on the little fucker!!! *shivers*

Sneaky little fucks they are!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:35, archived)
#
threadjack

for those who got tricked by the nasty person that posted the links too that homoporn site and the flash web crassher thing, here is the guy that did it



nasty boy

im stealing his bandwidth with the pic, but go here and click refresh a few hundred times

www.u-muppet.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Homoporn?
Spazzlink, please.

(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:35, archived)
# He's an arsehole...
it was boring and unfunny...not really worth looking at again
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
#
it got deleted by a mod!

i was trying to say gay porn in a nice way, without offending gay people . . . i have now discovered it isnt possible
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:38, archived)
# 'hidden' not 'deleted'
Threads are never deleted
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:39, archived)
#
:(

sorry

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Don't worry
aparently 'were all gay' anyway...

but some (Just to be different) are half bum-gay
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# is he
blind?
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:35, archived)
# He fucking will be
if any of us catch him!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
# That's
homoporn for you.
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Tue 13 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
# That boat
has half of THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! etc on it. AAARGH! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
# And his name's Paul
judging by the URL

How do you know him anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
#
i dont know him, his site was in his profile, linking to all you could need to know to scrape his eyes from his head with a stickle brick
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Oh right!!
Are you leaching his bandwidth?...I hope so!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:45, archived)
#
of course i am!
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
# He gets my "Special Winner's Medal" for "special" people.


He should be very proud. Bet his school bus has a lift on the back.
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Yeah, I was just thinking
If there was to be another Hacker or Spacker quiz...which side do you think is best?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Him...!
He's so special he's enjoying a fly he's spent all day catching. His knees are never without company due to the amount of waving he gives them....

and there's my Taxi to Hell at the door.
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:48, archived)
# LOL
ROLFMAYO

better stop using this account right now
(Troll Account, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:35, archived)