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# i know this isn't
pipbotch, but apparently dale winton has got married to nell mcandrew. how fucking weird is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:10, archived)
# I have no fucking clue who Nell Mcandrew
is. And I'm glad.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:11, archived)
# she's some ample breasted wench
who is famous for being an ample breasted wench.

i do know that she shagged lee bowyer* once. in leeds.

*i could be entirely wrong about this
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:12, archived)
# i think she
has big tits and was on the telly. that is about all i know about her
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:12, archived)
# i heard that
don't get me started, please
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:11, archived)
# it's all a big publicity stunt
as dale and her are doing a new couples program apparently.

i mean, come on, dale getting married, that like elton john getting his clothes from mr byrite.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Or like Elt marrying Lulu..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:14, archived)
# What's so weird about that!
He may spend thousands on clothes but still manages to look like a colour-blind cuntbubble.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:15, archived)
# why should sandgoblin
sound feminine?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:18, archived)
# because if you're a bloke it would be
un Sandgoblin
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:20, archived)
# oh i see.
bleh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Aaaah!
Now I can go to the toilet.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# All foreign nouns are generally masculine in French.
Don't ask me why. They make it up as they go along.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# *gets on soapbox*
personally i think it's absolutely fucking disgusting. no matter how outmoded the institution of marriage is in this day and age, it still represents (at least in some small part) the commitment of two people to spend the rest of their lives together. some fucking bint and an overly orange tv whore getting married in a pathetic PR stunt for a tv programme is a debasement of one of the few insitutions left that is actually worth a damn

disgusted in cambridgeshire

*gets of soapbox*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:17, archived)
# and on that note i'm going to lunch
and will write a stiff letter to my MP when i get back
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:18, archived)
# tee hee
you said 'stiff'
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# i did
i knew you'd like it
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:20, archived)
# i feel rather
dirty and ashamed for starting a celebrity gossip bollocks thread on here
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:23, archived)
# You are a complete raver!
Marriage is SO over!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:30, archived)