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# i found this in my pocket
what should i do?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:23, archived)
# OMG!
You must do something immediately.
Unleash the fury of b3ta on them, the evil monsters.
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:26, archived)
# er..
find a place to get cheaper socks?
(bhell13, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:26, archived)
# Looks the right width
to make a long roach from.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:27, archived)
# Did you
buy a microwave toad?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:29, archived)
# microwave toast
my own invention. i will be rich
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:30, archived)
# microwave toast?
But... surely that's just warm bread?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:38, archived)
# not so
it is toast that can be made in a microwave and still get a crispy brown finish. much like micro-chips revolutionised junk food (by making it even more disgusting), microwave toast will revolutionise, er, more junk food (by making it disgusting).
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:47, archived)
# how about
microwave salads, ready in under 3 minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:56, archived)
# have you been reading the
spacefish (holdings) mission statement then?

the boys in the lab are doing some amazing work on instant water granules, let me tell you...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:59, archived)
# evian
will never let it get to market...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 0:06, archived)
# But what do you
add to 'em?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 0:39, archived)