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# I WILL KILL THEM ALL
i am going to systematically kill everyone in Singapore with a bloody big knife. one at a time. fucking hard. in the face.

that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:38, archived)
# woo
what have the nation of singapore done that has made you decide this?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:39, archived)
# lot of time on your
hands?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:39, archived)
# nah just bored
and i've just bought a nice shiny new knife. i've also got an ace hammer from Homebase with a rubber grip so it won't slip out of my hands when the blood starts flowing.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:44, archived)
# i like knives - what kind -
cooking, pen, or general i've- got-a-big-fuck-off-knife, knife?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:48, archived)
# well for a few million Singaporeans
it'd have to be a great big stabby-stab knife with "Singapore-a-go-go" scrawled into the hilt in biro. and talking of biro's they're dead ace for stabbing too. and so are sharpened philips screwdrivers. cats are also very good. not for stabbing, but for throwing at someone. four claws of fury, RIGHT IN THE FACE! woo's and yay's all round for that!
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:51, archived)
# ever been to Singapore?
had any contact with the place at all?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)
# hmmm
went there for a couple of months when i was a kid. remember it being discernably worthy of a mass-knifing. malaysia was far better.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)
# nope, not good enough
tha fact that somewhere else is better is poor excuse.
get in the kitchen with that knife and whip up a caserole.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 21:01, archived)
# when we leavin'?
I just picked up a nail gun.. I can take out a lot more that way.. :)
(rb, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)
# a fiesty
little one ain't yee.
so i ask again , why the gripe against singapore... what did the biggest shopping mall in the world ever do to you?
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)
# Like this ?
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 21:06, archived)
# nice
for any reason,??? or just for the buzz
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:46, archived)
# Welcome to Singapore

And what is the reason for your visit?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:47, archived)
# LMFAO!
THEIR GUNS ARE NO MATCH FOR MY STORM OF HAMMERS! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:48, archived)
# he has a hammer - he's gonna hammer in the morrrrning
gonna hammer in the eeeevning, all over Singapore, gonna hammer out DAAAN...ger...oh.
my coat? Too kind -and look, that's my bus, bye...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:51, archived)