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# Wellies boots 2 sizes larger than required
and bungee cord can save the effort and inconvenience of leaving your lounge room. 'Why you can even do it in front of the TV'
(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)
# also apparently
a jar of warm liver is the best thing for the "real" sensation.
Learned that when working on buildings sites..
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)
# true story
a m8 moved into a furnished flat. We were painting his bedroom, moving the matress we discovered a slit cut into it in a suggestive shape. I stuck a spoon in and it was covered in vaseline type stuff. No three guesses required. We set fire to it in the garden later that day.
There is a moral to the story but i am fucked if i know what it is :D
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeee
yeeeeeeew
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# it led to the popular coloquial term
'sod off and fuck your bed u sad cnut' which lasted some months...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)
# a phrase which
I will now use at every oppertunity :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)
# spooky!
the guy in question just phoned me and i havent seen him in a year!!!!!!

I bet you will end u saying it to someone who then looks very embarrassed and blushes. Ask him if he ever lived in Argyll Road, Brighton...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)
# some kid
in america wired up a fresh cows heart thus making an organic fuck-pump (insert knob through appropriate valve/artery type thing) trouble is he wired it up to the mains and killed himself!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)
# hahahah
hahahahah!
serves the fuckwit right..
heh, spewed coffee on me laptop laughing at that..
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Americans.
They're great. The world would be a much duller place if they stopped killing themselves in amusing ways.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# what about his poor mam
finding him like that - slightly charred and twitching with his strides down his ankles and a big bloody heart stuck on his todger!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# The sheer beauty
of natural selection.
(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)