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[challenge entry] What a boring piece of crap this would be...

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(I helped save b3ta! Hosehead, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 20:53, archived)
# not if it was
the Magic Roundabout.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 20:54, archived)
# The tune for which
played constantly in my head during any Maths lesson where I lost the plot (read: all Maths lessons), during my frigging Maths A-Level and more comically during my first meeting with my Director of Studies at Uni, where I found myself actually humming.
Not a great first impression. Amusing though.
Dooo doo doo doooo dooo...
(Pablissimo, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 20:56, archived)
# i have a friend
who dances whenever i hum that tune.

She takes drugs as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 20:57, archived)
# she sounds like me
except the drugs.





and the dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 20:58, archived)
# and the being my friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)
# i knew you never liked me!
but... yes
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 21:01, archived)
# my friend also hunts foxes.
which makes me unhappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 21:02, archived)
# i do not hunt foxes
will you be my friend?
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 21:03, archived)
# yes you may.
but don't expect any biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 21:05, archived)
# what about cake?
and unlimited unconditional love? and blankets?
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 21:07, archived)
# but of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 21:08, archived)
# yaaaaayyy!
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Most of the drug-taking friends I have
just wobble around staring upwards with their heads but downwards with their eyes claiming to be able to see God.
They're clearly doing something wrong...
(Pablissimo, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)
# CURSE
THESE FUCKING EXAMS.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 21:00, archived)
# Hurrah
for Uni.

Only three exams, so I get to fail in like a third of the time.
(Pablissimo, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 21:00, archived)
# still
have four left. AAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 21:03, archived)
# One more
on Thursday, then freedom.

And pints.
(Pablissimo, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 21:04, archived)
# Yeah, they're looking in the wrong place.
God lives in the sock drawer.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 21:00, archived)
# well
the magic roundabout wasn't intended for children anyway... did you not get the blatant drug references in it?
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)
# it used to be entirely drug based.
but when they brought it over from france, they redid the words to make it a kids programme.
Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 21:00, archived)
# I think the episode
where Zebedee was shooting up Heroin was a bit of a giveaway to be honest =/
(Pablissimo, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 21:01, archived)
# doo doo de doo doo
doo doo de dooo

/magic roundabout hummingness
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Thass in swindon
that is...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 21:09, archived)
# No offence
but what song?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Right
night all, I'm off to eat food and sleep - long day tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 21:01, archived)
# they're going
the wrong way round the roundabout

pah - women drivers


except me, i'm a good driver
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 21:04, archived)