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# I invented Paint
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)
# What,
the stuff you daub on walls and canvas.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)
# The
program or the pigment based gunge?
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)
# my great uncle
invented wattle & daub.

..or was it pedigree chum? I can never remember which.

actually, it may have been my friends aunt...

no, she was tragically killed when Roy Kinnear fell off a donkey and landed on her.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:33, archived)
# my grandad
invented summat to do with car engines and protecting them and it gets used in all cars

but he was screwed by the company and got nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)
# Thats awful.
How's the donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)
# the donkey's fine
it's now being cared for by Maureen Lipman and Charles Dance
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)
# Charles Dance
You want to watch out for him.
He keeps ringing me up and shouting 'Merangue' down the phone at me.
He even spells it wrong like I did.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)
# you think you've got problems?
for the past 6 years, everyday I have received carved african statues from various members of the original cast from 'fame'.

why won't they stop?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:50, archived)
# Charles Dance
What rubbish
(Poppy, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 21:29, archived)
# weird stuff
my great-uncle invented spillers shapes.

maybe we're related...
(I helped save b3ta! trumpet, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:39, archived)
# monkeysticks
you caught me out there.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 12:33, archived)