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# I am particulary drawn to:
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:01, archived)
# I like this one
(kebab, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:03, archived)
# well you would
everyone loves to see their wedding photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Is that a black market photo of Posh Spice?
It'll be worth a fortune!!!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:07, archived)
# I love this guy...
...www.ticketsconcertssports.com/shera.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:04, archived)
# he looks like eminem
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:04, archived)
# My friend has a miniature version.
She is such a dimwit.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:06, archived)
# So
do I!

We need more bull terrier pictures.
(Indole Ring, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:07, archived)
# They are really so very cute.
But extremely stupid.

Doris ate an empty can of red bull and cost my friend over $3000 in vet bills.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:08, archived)
# She should have just put it down
no need to spend that much on a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:09, archived)
# always with the sympathy
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:12, archived)
# It's political correctness gone mad!
/controversial ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:12, archived)
# It's bloody expensive to get an animal put down
could just put it in the freezer.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Problem is I don't have a freezer
Only one of those small compartments at the top of the fridge... and it's full.

I'm not defrosting my fish fingers for any cat/dog!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:15, archived)
# did you notice
how they didn't fill the canals in after they became obscelete. Take a hint...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Free Concrete Boots for all the cr3tins
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:22, archived)
# You could buy
a whole selection of pets and freeze them, and then defrost each one when you fancy playing with it. Wouldn't have to feed them or anything
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:18, archived)
# why defrost them?
just put them on rollerskates.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:19, archived)
# If its a dog
just throw a stick off Beachy Head & shout "fetch"...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Don't you think that option was considered?
But Doris is so lovely, we just couldn't go through with it. Besides we got help from a charitable organisation. His wife.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:14, archived)
# I was only joking
What was the 3000 dollars for?
Removing the wings?
did you see what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:15, archived)
# She ate a can...
...not a sanny pad!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Mine once ate some string
and passed a 40 foot shit.
(Indole Ring, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:11, archived)
# That nice for the neighbors!
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Those dogs
are the most hideous things in the world.
Even worse than baked beans.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:11, archived)
# They're cute!

/repost
(Indole Ring, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:14, archived)
# When Doris was a little puppy...
...She looked like Babe from those dreadful films. We considered feeding her growth suppressant drugs, but the vet said it'd make her ill.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Shut it Butchbird.
Doris is such a little tinkle.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:15, archived)
# haha
Butchbird, made me laugh!!
haha!

/stops laughing
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:16, archived)
# What's
so funny about dungarees?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Its your stubble he was refering to


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Hello stranger.
It's a full-flowing beard now, luxurious and silky.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Hey pal.
Oooh bearded women..... mmmmm.

Question : Do bearded women still shave their legs?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:31, archived)
# I've never shaved my legs
I have the hair plaited.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Nice

I think I'm in love
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:38, archived)
# No I love
them butchbird.
Going out shotputting later?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Shotputting is for pussies
I toss cabers.
Or capers, depending on my mood.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:28, archived)
# YEAH!
Butchbird can tear down skyscrapers with her bare eyeballs.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:31, archived)
# eyelashes
love
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)
# I know what I'm talking about.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
# You're welcome to them Alboyo
They turn my blood cold.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:19, archived)
# I should have remembered your canine phobia.
Don't you think I hate dogs too? But Doris was different. She needed a loving home.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Poor Doris. I'll knit her some ear-rings
MAybe if those dogs wore sunglasses I could deal with them.
I have some gold I need to sell.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Doris loves sunglasses.
And earrings. But she might eat them.

Yesterday she ate a teabag.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:30, archived)