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# I thought my 2 year old
was looking very cute cuddled up in my bed with his teddie. 'I is talking to my teddie' he said. 'That's nice' I replied, 'what are you saying?' 'I did a pooh' he said. 'Pardon?' said I, and he repeated 'I did a pooh in mummies bed'

Little sod has poohed in my bed! Arse and bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:23, archived)
# ho ho
kids say the funniest things.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:24, archived)
# ha ha ha
....ha ha ha
(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:24, archived)
# Snot funny
.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:27, archived)
# 'Tis
tee hee
(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:29, archived)
# not for you
but for us it is.
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:30, archived)
# hehehe
awwww.
(crazymum, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:27, archived)
# arse indeed
after 2 months of scraping pants, we've finally cracked this potty training thing. So I can gloat now.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:27, archived)
# I thought
we had it cracked too. Obviously not. He'd taken off his pants and everything to do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)
# obviously you have cracked
it as he took his underwear off before he pooed.

He just didn't poo in the right place, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:33, archived)
# Indeed
Maybe I should have taken a picture and entered it for the turner prize.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:44, archived)
# The
Turder prize you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:45, archived)
# I think
you may need to interrogate Teddy - your son might have told him about other poos that you haven't found yet.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:46, archived)
# Heh-heh
giggles nervously
He wouldn't do that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:54, archived)
# heehee
aren't kids cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)