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# very nice
i remember general studies, surely the most pointless exam in the world. i can tell you a story about it if you like.

morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:40, archived)
# Mornin'
do tell.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:41, archived)
# there you go
hope it's not too much of a disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:51, archived)
# tell us a story uncle matt!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:42, archived)
# yeah!
*clambers up on knee, rustles Werthers Originals*

Edit: Uncle Matt? Uncle Travelling Matt?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:42, archived)
# .
*huddles around feet with expectant look on face*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:43, archived)
# I hope it
has dinosaurs in it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:45, archived)
# how many stories about general studies
would have dinosaurs in? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:52, archived)
# It might
have spiced it up a bit.
If a giant Velociraptor being ridden by cowboy had burst in and tried to eat you all but thanks to you and your pirate crew everyone was saved, the story would have been much more interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:55, archived)
# i agree!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:57, archived)
# last years A2 GS exam
asked you how you would take over a castle with your army, it asked for tactics. my made put "new mini tries to take over castle, succeedes, its a mini adventure" he didnt get very many marks
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:55, archived)
# A2
GS???
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:57, archived)
# GS = General Studies
A2 = 2nd year of college sing the new AS system

AS - Advancedy Subsiduary (First Year)
A2 - erm... A Two (2nd Year)
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# nope
it's all beyond me.

I'm off for a shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:09, archived)
# pleeeeeease?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:44, archived)
# ok
it's not a very good one.

when we did general studies a-level i was sitting behind my mate sam (his surname begins with J, mine with K, you can see the logic there).

he kept leaning over to the girl next to him and copying her answers on the multiple choice language bit as obviously you only need A, B, C, whatever.

turns out that he was doing that section in French. she was doing it in German. sam scored very poorly surprisingly.

was that worth it? not really.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:45, archived)
# What happened next?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# that was it really
he went to university somehere.

i never claimed it was a *good* story
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# *claps*
truly a modern day minstrel! put that story to song right now
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# i'll just go dig out my
sackbutt
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:50, archived)
# I saw
never mind the buzzcocks the other night too
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:51, archived)
# you strike me as the type of person
that would know what a sackbutt was anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:53, archived)
# well
I did spend 5 years as a roadie for steeleye span

all around my HAT!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:55, archived)
# argh!
I've got that song in my head now, and I don't know all the words...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# I have
The Goodies on DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:53, archived)
# this comment cannot pass unnoticed
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:03, archived)
# your right
needed more homosexual pidgeons and satan dancing aroud in a tutu to teh tune of the A-Team theme
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# uncle maaaatt, want annuvver stoooooryyy
wiv dragons an a pwincess.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# ooh do tell, does it involve a epic struggle between good and evil and brushing your teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:43, archived)
# alas
no ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Or heroic babes with big norks barely kept in check
by bronze armour?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# stobbit !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# It's never too early for norks!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:52, archived)
# I concur
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Thought you might.
I had to admit to my wife last night, mainly cos she could come up with dozens of cases of overwhelming evidence, that I am utterly obsessed with ladies' chests...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)