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# Biscuits
I woke up this morning to hear my local radio station talking about NiceCupOfTeaAndaSitDown, then interviewing yer man Nicey. None of your tinpot commercial tat either, it was the BBC. Conversation ranged from dunking to the Best Biscuit Ever (Abbey Crunch, obviously). Bonus coolness: The man who interviewed him was Trevor Dann, the famous Radio 1 'hatchetman' who sacked, amongst others, Bruno Brookes.
(costas, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Nicey's been such a media whore
the last couple of weeks ;)

Why all the sudden interest in biscuits I wonder?

woo! to Nicey.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Tim Tams
are better than sex.

Esspeicaly if you do them properly
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Ah yeaah
bite one end off and suck the liquid through it, right..
*slurp*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Almost
Bite two opposite corners and use it like a straw.

Just before you feel the thing collapsing into your cup of tea/coffie, shove the whole lot in your gob at once.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Exactly
*drool*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:05, archived)
# I do that with time-outs
and much hilarity ensues
(especially when I get it wrong and end up with chocolate all over the place)
(Symball, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:07, archived)
# i saw him on richard and judy.
it was fun
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:55, archived)
# i just walked past a colleague
on the way back from having a smoke. he was reading ncotaasd, i should have said "i know* the man who runs that, he's famous now"

*in the loosest possible terms of course, mind you, i have been for a ruby with him

/namedrop
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:56, archived)
# you know what i miss?
i miss forgetting to close your tags and breaking the whole board.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:57, archived)
# hint:
you can still do it if you put the backslash in the closing tag on the wrong side of the word!


use it wisely!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Or do two
opening tags
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:03, archived)
# eh?
dfs
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:03, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:00, archived)
# i like it when people shouted
tags! all the time
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:01, archived)
# TAGS!
Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Abbey Crunch am woo
but it's still a threadwaste!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:56, archived)
# ahhh leave it
SUPER-HAPPY-FUN TIME, ALL THE TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Oh
OK!
Seeing as he mentioned Abbey Crunch...
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:59, archived)
# we need a song
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:59, archived)
# super happy fun time
to the tune of happy happy joy joy?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:03, archived)