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# from the b3ta mailbag
Hi, there! My name is Jeeve, I like your website very
much, and you guys have the funniest things that I
ever see. Those are something extra-ordinary that we
don¡¦t usually see get chance to see in life. so I
have a favor to ask, that is I got some pictures here
that I want to combine them together using Photoshop,
but I¡¦m completely sucker at Photoshop and any other
related software, so I would like to ask you guys if
you could help me with this one. The work is simple;
all I need is to combine two persons together on
wallpaper or something else. The two persons that I
talk about are me and my girlfriend. We live in
different country, I live in New York, and she is in
Italy, there seems isn¡¦t any chance that me and her
might see each other again. And I¡¦m regret that when
we were together, we didn¡¦t take a photo together,
now that her birthday is coming up, so I want to send
her something special like this one, a picture that
has both me and her. It means a lot to me and her.
Would you help me on this one?
If so, let me know and I would send my photos to you
and a considerable amount of reward would be paid. I
have heard that some people charge $20-30 per hour for
the same task that I have. Well, if my request is
granted, let me know the approximate amount of time
you need spend on this one. And I would send the
money-order to you guys first. Ok? Greatly
appreciated!!!!!
-Jeeve
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:34, archived)
# Awww.
He sounds like a perfectly lovely young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:35, archived)
# who said it was from a man?
it could be from a lesbian...
(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:39, archived)
# 2 Lesbians?
I'll do it for free! Hell, I'll PAY to do it
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)
# Jeeve
? Impossible to tell.
I feel all warm and gooey inside btw
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)
# you are quite right.
Very remiss of me to assume.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)
# Ooooh..
Hehehe, can we put the Quo laughing in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:36, archived)
# i'll do it.
i'll only charge $25 an hour and it'll take me approximatly 3732 hours to complete...
(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)
# $20-$30 per hour?
Shouldn't take more than 10 minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)
# shhh
.
(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)
# depends
on the sexual position
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)
# *Draws in breath over bottom teeth*
That's a big job. Gonna take a few days to get the parts. Then we're looking at a couple of weeks really and that's if I had no other jobs on which I do.

Tell you what - we'll call it a straight grand and I can start next month.
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)
# Yeah
and it will take a couple of days to find a good twin towers explosion picture for the backdrop...
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)
# tell 'im
If he can post 2 pics on the board, someone will do it.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:42, archived)
# but
they have to contribute a small amount to the b3ta fund...
(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:48, archived)
# and who knows
what the results will be :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)
# My guess is spong-tastic
hope he doesn't mind furtive being there too, and a giant kitten of course :-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)