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# i love the expression on the faces of lego men
they are so happy and uncomplicated, i envy them. look at that smile. he is lovely and happy, and i want to be like him.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:24, archived)
# He's so happy
because he's got such a smashing jumper.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)
# Why
to lego men still have retro 80's clothing?
(HungOver, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:26, archived)
# No ammount of hip design can change the fact that they're wearing plastic.
Not a good look for anyone...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:28, archived)
# Seen a shapely woman
in a PVC catsuit recently?

...

I've err... got to.. umm... nip off to the lav for a sec... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:30, archived)
# Yeah, there's loads wandering about my office...
Mind you, Diana Rigg in the Avengers... mmm... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:32, archived)
# hoo boy!
hose me down!
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)
# My point exactly :)
(and yes, she was such a babe... mmmmmm... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)
# I was going to say that I can see your point now,
but I think I'd better not. Still, not big on rubber generally, but Ms Rigg is clearly the exception.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)
# where do you work?
do you have any jobs going?
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)
# If only I weren't making it up.
You really don't want to work in my office, its shite. :(

Moan over.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:37, archived)
# bugger
I think you need to 'slightly' alter the dress regulations: PVC catsuits must be worn by all fine looking female staff.

That'd be great.
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:42, archived)
# That should be made compulsory
in all offices in the country.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)
# any political party
that puts that in their maniwhatdyacallit would get my vote
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:52, archived)
# oh you boys
what ARE you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:59, archived)
# Pervy.
Work makes us strange...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)
# caught
would be my word for it
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:13, archived)
# because the 80s
will never die.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:29, archived)
# I
Was in the pub on saturday and they were playing 80's music. When thinking about the 80's grange hill instantly springs to mind... why is this?
(HungOver, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)
# Because
you used to watch Grange Hill in the 80s?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:32, archived)
# Yes
may be. i was just wandering if this was the same for anyone else?
(HungOver, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)
# I could never watch beyond the comic-book style opening.
The prog. never lived up to the flying sausage...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)
# I don't think it flew
it just sort of appeared on a fork with a "POW!" kind of effect in someones face.

But yes, that was much better than the actual programme.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:53, archived)
# Because they
used to show it in the 80s?

Whenever I chop vegetables I think of Salisbury. Work that one out.
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)
# You can't spell Sainsburys.
Er..?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:39, archived)
# Every time I masturbate
I think of attractive women, and having sexual intercourse with them.

I think I know why that is though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:01, archived)
# And then god kills a kitten
...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)
# hur hur hur hur hur
hur hur hur hur hur hur hur
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)
# And judging from the shape of their hands
they are rather well endowed.

Hence the smile I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:27, archived)
# OMG
you are so right... hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)