what's grey and comes in pintsan elephant.
although telling this joke after a load of elephant jokes ruins it a bit
rob,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:46,
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YUK!!!Funny but YUK!
man goes to a fancy dress part dressed only in a pair of y's... he says
'I'm a premature ejaculation...I've just come in my pants'!!
(,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:47,
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man goes to a fancy dress part dressed only in a pair of y's... he says
'I'm a premature ejaculation...I've just come in my pants'!!
man goes to a fancy dress partygiving a piggy-back to a girl.
"What have you come as?"
"A snail"
"Who is that on your back?"
"Michelle"
("What have you come as?"
"A snail"
"Who is that on your back?"
"Michelle"
Duncan Disorderly,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:49,
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man goes to a fancy dress partywearing brown paper, a cowboy hat & a gunbelt...
I've come as a rustler.
(I've come as a rustler.
Duncan Disorderly,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:52,
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it's small, orangeand it's constantly yelling: "I'm an Orange"
a megalomaniac mandarin
(a megalomaniac mandarin
notshitashi OMOH,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:54,
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I took my practical gynaecology exam last weekscraped it...
Reverend Dan,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:26,
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there'stwo pizza's in a microwave.
one says: damn it's hot in here
the other: how odd, a talking pizza!
/coats
(one says: damn it's hot in here
the other: how odd, a talking pizza!
/coats
notshitashi OMOH,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:49,
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two chicken sandwiches walking down the road"Where do you live?"
"I'm not telling you- you'll nick my washing"
("I'm not telling you- you'll nick my washing"
Duncan Disorderly,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:03,
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